Last week over several dozen barcardis and cokes, a couple of mates and myself were reminiscing about our previous birds and we all came to the same conclusion that there are several categories into which most women can be put: 1. Stunners 2. Gompers 3. Slappers 4. Mingers 5. Gingers However we were all agreed that at some stage of our lives we have all had the misfortune/good fortune of an ugly bird with a fit as fcuk body - but for the life of us we could not come up with anything better than 'Neckers' - in other words v.bad from neck up but compensated by v.good from neck down. Any ARRSERS have a better description or better still photographic proof......? mod edit - topic has been done many times before. the search button is a wonderful tool. use it.