Female specification

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  1. just a thought....

    was lookin at another thread today and it occured to me that I should compile a female specification. It should cover all aspects...

    1. genuine females from birth only, strickly no transgenders....
    2. language is not an issue, as long as she can understand hand signals

    you got the idea...
  2. Enjoys anal
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And is not at all fussy or choosy. I always hope for desperate, blind and insane too.
  4. As in one of my posts on another thred

    The chosen one my have/be:

    Female (Not fussy, as long it's a female socket, not a male)
    Pulse (theirs not mine)
    Err. . . Thats' it

    I used to have a stipulation that I would have to able to clasp my hands around said chosen one in an embrace, but nearing 40, I decided that it would make me too fussy.
  5. Must be able to fit through a gap no wider than a standard door frame.
    Preferably chest must come further forward than gut.
    Strictly no Man U fans
  6. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Can do more than perform the 'dead spreadeagled haddock' in the bedroom Olympics.
  7. must have identical nympho twin sister willing to share
  8. For all you "not fussy" types, here's a warning/reminder of the pitfalls of that approach:

  9. Life Extinct.
  10. so far ive got


    great :roll:
  11. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Weive got four majors and a WO1 working as requirements managers. You should get one of them to draft it up and run JSP101 over it :)
  12. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Gets to the clinic every so often for a clean-out.
  13. JSP101 Version: Available.

    Anything else would be too expensive.
  14. Prefers Subway to Gourmet scran,

    Enjoys sharing a pit with me and 2 Jack Russell Terriers,

    Thinks Vic and Bob was funny once,

    Really, Really enjoys my war stories !
  15. Deaf and dumb nymphomaniac, with a Dad who owns a Brewery.