Female Soldiers Getting Fitter!

#1
Now I am not talking about 300 Club membership here and perhaps I have been away from Mrs PP for too long and require recalibration but, there appear to be lot more attractive female soldiers (and air women andf emale sailors) about at the moment in the 'Stan. Whether they be RMP, dog handlers, movers, medics, clerks, Sappers or Gunners, I find my head being covertly turned on frequent occasions, especially during the RIP period. Perhaps it's just the fresh meat but there are some right crackers about. Even the blatant rug munchers have slimmed down! Not being gay, I cannot really balance the observation from a female perspective so perhaps the blokes are getting better looking too.

Anyway well done the recruiters and god bless all who sally forth!

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#3
I'm guessing that they're only tour fit, not UK fit.

It was the same on H16, until I got back to the UK.
 
#5
Apparently we are supposed to get taller, smarter and better looking with every generation. The theory is that the ugly/thick/ginger ones are less likely to breed and pass their shitty genes on to the next generation. Maybe the forces are ahead of their time.
 
#7
Naaaaaa its just you getting older/more frustrated/desperate*

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#8
It's a tour thing. The women get prettier the longer you are on tour.

They turn ugly again on the plane home.
On many an RN warship returning home after a long deployment, the following pipe can be heard:

"Do you hear there, the ship is now in UK territorial waters, therefore all wrens are ugly again. Return and stow all deployment wives to 3D wren's mess."


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#11
The Int Corps when it was the 'Int Corps' was the home of some seriously fit women!
 
#13
The car chasers joining the military where they have more chance of getting culled is all part of Darwin's plan to make them his little sunbeams.
 
#17
#18
After 8 weeks most women do indeed start to look fit, just wait another 8 weeks and the more feminine-looking blokes start to pass as shaggable.
 
#19
Agreed, lack of a basis for comparison and/or drink can seriously influence the desirability of the fair sex. However, there are exceptions to the theory of beer goggles. Many years ago, on business, I had regular cause to pause for a pee and a pint at the Cann Office Hotel, en route from Barmouth to the paradise that is the Midlands. The barmaid there was the only one I have ever known that got uglier the more you drank. And that includes Aldershot.
 
#20
Apparently we are supposed to get taller, smarter and better looking with every generation. The theory is that the ugly/thick/ginger ones are less likely to breed and pass their shitty genes on to the next generation. Maybe the forces are ahead of their time.
Bullshit; they're the scutters that put out most! (Thank feck for scank!)
 

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