Female snipers in the British Army.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ashford_old_school, Jun 1, 2012.

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  1. I am sat in a pub talking to an ex medic private (female). She says she got out because they took her to a field, gave her a test to cam
    Up and shoot someone then said she would be a sniper or nothing. I'd like to call walt but I am too busy pissing myself!!!
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  2. Female Walting very rare. Can you get some pics of this mad bint?

    Make sure the next round is in a plastic glass and that there is no cutlery around. She could be a bunny boiling nutcase who could turn nasty in the blink of an eye.

    Would you do her though? Danger shags can be so much fun.
  3. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa breath! Breath!!

    Is she fit?
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  4. Fixed that for you.

    Bunny Boilers, they like their watersports.
  5. Sniper Walt. Love it.

    When they said cam up did she have a duck strapped to her head?

    Sounds like a nutter to me mate.
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  6. Since when has that bothered you?
  7. I see it more of an added bonus :)
  8. Sounds like frostee!!!
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  9. Does she know WMHC by chance?...
  10. Watch out!

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  11. That gives me a distinct stirring.....
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  12. I don't know like, I know quite a few birds who are compulsive bullshitters.

    I remember that Hillary Clinton woman walting it up on the TV once, that when she got off a chopper on a visit to the Balkans she was under sniper fire and had to run all the way to cover or some bollocks.

    Then it showed the actual footage of her howling face, smiling and waving to the crowds as she stepped of a helicopter in the most benign looking place you've ever seen.
  13. There's a girl in the picture as well apparently.
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  14. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Mad bitch shags are good for the adreniline. Always chose a position where you can see her hands and never, never let her blow you.