Female personal ads decoded

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Forces_Sweetheart, May 30, 2002.

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  1. DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ish......................... 49
    Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
    Athletic.........................No tits
    Average looking............Has a face like an ar$e
    Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
    Educated......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
    Emotionally Secure........On medication
    Feminist.........................Fat
    Free spirit......................Junkie
    Friendship first...............Former $lut
    Fun...............................Annoying
    Gentle...........................Dull
    Good Listener...............Autistic
    New-Age......................Body hair problems
    Old-fashioned................No BJs or ana1
    Open-minded.................Desperate
    Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
    Poet...............................Depressive
    Professional............... ...Bi*ch
    Romantic.......................Frigid
    Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket
    Voluptuous....................Very Fat
    Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
    Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
    Widow...........................Murderer
     
  2. FS........I was reading an personal ad the other day which stated:

    Young Oriental Lady
    36c
    Likes to dress up
    Enjoys O & A
    Goes like a f*ckin' train
    £40

    What does this really mean? ;D
     
  3. Ma....................Quality!!
     
  4. ........sorry, there's me lowering the tone again......but hey, it may be the best £40 I'll ever spend!
     
  5. Did the ad give the contact as Mortar Tp 45 Cdo RM?