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Female personal ads decoded

#1
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish......................... 49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your mates
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking............Has a face like an ar$e
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..........Does a lot of pills
Educated......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
Emotionally Secure........On medication
Feminist.........................Fat
Free spirit......................Junkie
Friendship first...............Former $lut
Fun...............................Annoying
Gentle...........................Dull
Good Listener...............Autistic
New-Age......................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned................No BJs or ana1
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
Poet...............................Depressive
Professional............... ...Bi*ch
Romantic.......................Frigid
Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous....................Very Fat
Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
Widow...........................Murderer
 
#2
FS........I was reading an personal ad the other day which stated:

Young Oriental Lady
36c
Likes to dress up
Enjoys O & A
Goes like a f*ckin' train
£40

What does this really mean? ;D
 

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