Female Penpal Please

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by walter_mitless, Dec 19, 2006.

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  1. At the risk of much mirth and p*ss-taking, one is looking for a penpal. :roll: So, braving the incoming sh*t....
    Busy chap in Plymouth, 47, exforces, girlfriends but no-one serious.
    Community support worker, "normal", polite, and wouldn't mind corresponding with female of roughly same age.

    Well? supposed to be Lonely Hearts innit?
    Not required: mickey takers called "Rita" having a laugh. :p
    Take care of yourselves, guys. Merry Christmas.

    :) thankyou....
    ....I just know i shouldn't have done this...
  2. but you did...you silly chap you :wink: :lol: :lol:
  3. Good on you I say Walter!

    Some of the things people say to each other on this site are fecking horrendous so I think you;re a hero!

    I bet buggrit wants a female pen pal too!!

  4. I just want a pal. Even an associate would be nice.
  5. how about a passing acquaintance?

    its no bother!
  6. Just hasn't the guts to ask :D
  7. Woo hoo, my life is complete!
  8. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

    Hope you all had a good Crimbo and New Year. Nice to see the replies to my posting, which on second thoughts, looks sadder than a Parson in a Brothel. I've just returned from a money mystery weekend in the West Midlands. Nobody wanted to pay and it's a mystery about the hotel....

    Don't fret if you're my true undiscovered love(aged 35 to 47 preferably not 47...) because Schizophrenia beats being alone. And here's a few words of wisdom for the new year.....
    My Wild Oats Have turned to Shredded Wheat!

    Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
    Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.
    Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
    If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

    For me and my new beloved.... :roll: :roll: ..there will always be a weekend away in a Cornish village or Devon resort, next to the sea. Or a long walk over Dartmoor with a spring in yer face and the wind in yer step (is that right?) Why am i not doing that right now....?

    I can also cook. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

    I'm off to search through my mailbox, and see if the fabulous Kelly B, has sent me a begging text, desperate for my body. I should coco....What's brown and sits on a stool? Beethovens last movement...

    Copywight 2007 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
  9. A friend of one of THEM wishes to interact on a wholly social level. Aged 42 hopefully not too old. Wild oats have never been ingested or digested by her,
  10. Maybe I should have told big fat porkies.......millionaire businessman, own jet, own teeth and hair. At a loose end so thinking of jetting off to malaga this weekend. Copis coopiuscopiusss... :threaten: never mind, large (that's it) large supplies of Viagra and fruit jelly (oooer).

    Apply within. :meditate: Should do the job.

    Kicks back, puts kettle on, and waits. Aint life simple when you know how... :blowkiss:
  11. Walter, I am surprised you cannot find true love on Union St. So many 'laydeeez' to be a blushing bride/shag....
  12. J_D

    J_D LE

    Tried Jesters? I am sure you will find your one true love there, like many others on a Saturday night!
  13. Erm, thanks guys (I think). Union Street has all but disappeared I am afraid, it aint nothing like it was. The days of the old Port and Docks are slipping away and the laydeez are all everywhere else. Without going in too far, Plymouth has lovely people, but not much else, surviving from its heyday.

    Anya, how's Cyprus? ages since I walked Regina Street in Nicosia. But that was in the seventies when the place was in bits, and I'd like to see it now. Heard it's a home from home these days. Lucky old you being there.

    I still hold out hope for a Devonport Doll with a big heart. heh heh No offence, wouldn't leave Plymouth for the world.

    Be good

    walt :thumright:
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    Ach, Cyprus is ok, prefer here to the UK.

    As for you never leaving Guz! Do you wear glasses??
  15. Get yourself down the Phoenix you'll find love there