a...after being hit in the chest with a PINEAPPLE! The former PC quit the force after the incident, which took place during a violent demonstration, claiming she suffered "mental truama". More like Lack of Moral Fiber, IMHO. During the same demo, a policeman collapsed after being hit in the face with an EGG! FFS - where do they find these useless cnuts? And how do the make it through police Basic? They make Dixon of Dock Green look like Judge Dredd. Bear in mind, these cnuts are from Strathclyde Police, which has one of the highest rates of violent crime in the world. Police up here are so useless that members of the public have called for the Army to be put on the streets. Of course, this will never happen, but it does show just how sick the average civvie is of our excuse for a police force - sorry, SERVICE. If the police can't hack it, maybe it'stime to set up something new. And better.