Female Padre

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LEFTY478, Apr 27, 2013.

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  1. Sexy skypilot reviewing the papers on BBC Breakfast TV now.

    Yes - goes without saying...
     
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  2. The Rev Sally Hitchine
     

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  3. A very attractive sky pilot who would get all of my praying drills on her knees.

    We need more like her to get us into church and confess to our many sins!
     
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  4. Bit of a Desperate Dan chin though.
     
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  5. I'd bash my Bishop and baptise that with my Holy Baby batter.
     
  6. When you get there, give me a call, and tell me what Hell is like please.
     
  7. A gentleman needs a place to rest his balls.
     
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  8. As my Holy anointment dripped from her fizzog I'd remind her that to err is human and to forgive devine. To keep in with her Boss she'd have to absolve me of my numerous sins.
     
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  9. Looks like she's got the devil in her.
     
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  10. Well she is not Catholic so nothing hiding under the rug if gets wed or shagged.
     
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  11. Fuck me! How ridiculously high are your standards?
     
  12. Oh i have no standards at all, was just making an observation, i would fuck a sheepskin jacket.
     
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  13. Christ almighty. I bet her church is full every Sunday. I thought you had to be about 85 to be a Devil Chaser.

    I don't thnk the left-footers do that.
     
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  15. Bet their cunts looked like a combo jumbo Doner kebab as well.