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Female orgasm.

Paddy's wife goes to the doctor complaining that, after ten years of marriage, she had never had an orgasm. The doctor advised her to relax and use a fan to keep her cool during sex.

Paddy refused to pay money for a fan, so he asked his mate, Mick, if he wouldnt mind waving a towel while they made love, but still she didnt orgasm.

The next day she asked Paddy if they could swap over. So Mick made love to her and, after 20 minutes of the best sex she'd ever had, she had a mind blowing orgasm. Paddy looked at Mick and said ..........

......... "and that, my son, is how you flap a fcuking towel!"

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