Female mess dress

#2
I would prefer to keep wearing my trousers as a skirt and spurs is fecking daft. Oh I dunno,......... mmmmm black skirt, yellow go-faster stripes, green jacket, ...... no, yes, maybe
 
#3
As long the new dress is as easy to lift up and doesn't interfere when you are being taken from behind in the Gents' loos, it doesn't really matter a great deal.
 
#4
Anything that makes the dorii have to work harder at PT to lose their frankly embarrassing arrses is a bonus. Tight velvet long dresses and tight boots that don't allow cankles.
 
#5
here here,

but then there are few things more amusing than watching someone who has been shoehorned into their mess dress endure an evening of extreme discomfort. the self imposed justice of dynamic inconsistency is a beautiful thing!!!
 
#6
Bellthrob said:
As long the new dress is as easy to lift up and doesn't interfere when you are being taken from behind in the Gents' loos, it doesn't really matter a great deal.
Got to agree with you here. May a happy memory of my ex mrs is this position after a mess do. Hence the reason for the divorce..:)
 
#7
Saw a girl in RLC mess kit at a dinner last week. Looked just as voluminous and horrid as my R Irish one does. FFS are these things designed by someone who used to specialise in curtains or something? And whilst on the subject WTF is going on with the "Snow White" type flouncy sleeves?
 
#11
It seems that the female RLC mess kit changes as quickly as David Beckham changes his car. Come on ladies, this is not a fashion parade, get over the problem and live with a uniform not a statement.
 
#12
Page 2 of February’s Sustainer features a mock up of the new female mess kit. And just who is that mock up going to fit? 10” waist and double D bust, I somehow see that one going to waste.
 
#13
Absolutely, I really can't see some of the downgraded, lazy, non pt, excercise doging, salad hating stunners in my regt wearing that...stick to the big uncomfortable fat birds mess kit.
 
#16
its no coincidence that a female corps adjt will be leaving a legacy...good on her...

...and whilst she may fit into the example shown in the rag, and look good too, i suspect the vicar of dibley et al may wish to stick with the old style!!!
 
#18
I dont give a fcuk...it has no relevance on my life whatsoever.. Unless, I get into that ever growing trend of cross dressing, then I can safely live in the knowledge that my arrse aint gonna look big in it!
 
#19
Marky5503 said:
I dont give a fcuk...it has no relevance on my life whatsoever.. Unless, I get into that ever growing trend of cross dressing, then I can safely live in the knowledge that my arrse aint gonna look big in it!
thanks for tat meaningful comment...quantum physics has no interest to me...hence i don't comment on bulletin boards about the latest theories....tw&t
 
#20
Marky5503 said:
I dont give a fcuk...it has no relevance on my life whatsoever.. Unless, I get into that ever growing trend of cross dressing, then I can safely live in the knowledge that my arrse aint gonna look big in it!
Clearly you have a a considerably lardy arse then?