Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maninblack, Jun 7, 2005.
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Q. Why do women have babies?
A. Because it hurts and they deserve it.
Q. How many women does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. It depends on how thinly you slice them!
why do women wear make up and perfume?
because they're ugly and they stink!
How do you make a woman orgasm?
Who cares, they don't deserve it!
If women are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell of fish?
I love women jokes.....is that wrong since I am a woman......
....... and called beerkeg?
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men give a siht!
edited because I can't type!
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
nothing you have already told her twice
God turns up in Eden
God: ''Hi Adam, where's Eve?''
Adam: '' In the river washing her minge''
God: ''Adam you cnut! How am I gonna get the smell out of the fish!''
man 1 - its my lasses birthday today! i got her some slippers and a dildo.
man 2 - why the dildo?
man 1 - so if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fcuk herself.
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