Female Joke

why do women wear make up and perfume?

because they're ugly and they stink!

How do you make a woman orgasm?

Who cares, they don't deserve it!

If women are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell of fish?
Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think men give a siht!

edited because I can't type!
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes

nothing you have already told her twice
God turns up in Eden

God: ''Hi Adam, where's Eve?''

Adam: '' In the river washing her minge''

God: ''Adam you cnut! How am I gonna get the smell out of the fish!''
man 1 - its my lasses birthday today! i got her some slippers and a dildo.

man 2 - why the dildo?

man 1 - so if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fcuk herself.

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