Female Joke

why do women wear make up and perfume?

because they're ugly and they stink!

How do you make a woman orgasm?

Who cares, they don't deserve it!

If women are made of sugar and spice, why do they smell of fish?
God turns up in Eden

God: ''Hi Adam, where's Eve?''

Adam: '' In the river washing her minge''

God: ''Adam you cnut! How am I gonna get the smell out of the fish!''
man 1 - its my lasses birthday today! i got her some slippers and a dildo.

man 2 - why the dildo?

man 1 - so if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fcuk herself.