Female Ejaculation

#1
Right then I think its about time we took the NAAFI back to its roots with some in depth discussion of filth.

The G Spot female orgasm or gushing like a burst washing machine.

WTF is all that about. I've seen it in grumble flicks a few times before but always thought it was fixed or a special effect involving some hidden tubing (nice!)

The first time I managed (through Tantric expertise and a good hard shagging) to bring off a bird to the extent that she spunked all over the place like a badly serviced car windscreen washer and I was so gobsmacked I didn't realise she had actually come. I thought she had just swamped on my face in excitement and I was about to take one pace backwards, clench fists and assert myself with a quick left right combo.

It is a thing of wonder and can be enough to induce shock or irrational fear if you are not expecting a good soaking. Its a bit like the holy grail of sexual foreplay and I'm sure Dui Lai and the other pests who have interfered with a few QA's in their time can explain the science bit or expert ARRSE maiden spunkers who fancy fessing up. It seems that not all girls can do it and they seem to have little control over it. Also it seems that those who've have kids are more likely to be able to gush like an Oscar nominee 8O

Can you do it? Has it happened to you?

Discuss :lol:
 
#2
You're just bragging aint ya.
 
#4
blessed baby cakes said:
No. But I am........
yeah but that was due to all the work that I put in :wink:
 
#5
Filbert Fox said:
yeah but that was due to all the work that I put in :wink:
Agreed... happened a couple of time... first time was nasty though I was about 17 and got a c*nt run shower... wasnt impressed at all as I was chin deep at the time.

But hey ho now older and wiser and enjoy the old fountain of love!!!!
 
#6
Thebull140 said:
You're just bragging aint ya.
Sadly, no mate :lol:

Its a bit like RTFQ's question about Bum Love really. I am waiting for the science bit :roll:
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#9
Wikipedia said:
Female ejaculation in post-operative transsexual women has also been reported. The source of this fluid would most likely be the remnants of the prostate gland, which is not removed during vaginoplasty.
There we have the answer Ozger and DiscoDan.

If you'd have met your rooting/munching partner the previous week he's have been a 15 stone brickie called Percy.
 
#10
Or more boringly



The amount of fluid released by the paraurethral glands is reported to vary from a couple drops to almost two cups, 15 ounces [444 ml]. Two cups is a lot of liquid, can it really be that much? The paraurethral glands surround the urethra in an area about half an inch [1.25 cm] in diameter and 1.5 inches [3.8 cm] in length. An area of this size when filled with water can hold 0.163 oz [4.8 ml]. Even if the glands were to swell to fill an area 1 inch (2.5 cm] in diameter and 2 inches [5 cm] in length they could still only hold 0.87 oz [26 ml]. If the paraurethral glands can store less than 1 oz of liquid where does the other 14 ounces come from? Keep in mind these glands will continue to produce fluid for as long as a woman is sexually aroused, and as result a woman could produce more than 1 oz of ejaculate if multiple, or a continuous, releases of fluid occurred. One study found women produced 30 to 50 ccs [7 to 15 oz][30 to 50 ml] in 30 to 50 seconds. To produce this much fluid the glands would need to fill and empty once or more times per second. That means the paraurethral glands would need to produce 3 to 5 ccs [0.23 to 0.30 oz][3 to 5 ml] per second on average. If the paraurethral glands do have the capacity to fill and empty at a rapid rate, that would explain the large volumes of fluid measured by some investigators. It would also mean the longer a woman's orgasm lasted, the more she would ejaculate; as is often the case.

"Vaginal secretions contain many things, including sweat, sebum, and secretions from Bartholin's and Skene's glands at the vulva, endometrial, and oviductal fluids (which change with the menstrual cycle), cervical mucus, exfoliated cells, and secretions of the vaginal walls themselves, which increase with sexual arousal. All women's vaginal secretions include pyridine, squalene, urea, acetic acid, lactic acid, complex alcohols (including cholestrol), glycols (including propylene glycol) ketones, and aldehydes.

But a more detailed chemistry of the acids in vaginal secretions separates women into two groups. All women produce acetic acid, but one third of them produce short-chain aliphatic acids as well. The short-chain aliphatic acids, which include acetic, propionic, isovaleric, isobutyric, propanoic, and butanoic acids, are a pungent class of chemicals which other primate species produce as sexual-olfactory signals. Although no one has yet proven the acids' role in the mating behavior of humans, some researchers have referred to them [as] "copulins" and "human pheromones."

Like the volatile acids produced on the skin, the vagina's aliphatic acids come from the metabolic processes of resident bacteria, including Lactobacilli, Streptococci, and Staphylococci. For all women, the acid content varies with the menstrual cycle, rising from day one after menstruation and peaking mid-cycle, just before ovulation. The amounts vary more dramatically in the acid producers, however, and one study, whose authors describe their subjects as "young, healthy, and members of the socioeconomic class that attends a privately endowed university," determined that people can reliably smell changes in an acid-producing woman's vaginal secretions over the course of her cycle, but not in the secretions of non-acid producers. "
 
#11
i've had this , i was upside down and eyebrows deep , with a tongue that could lift a pallet of housebricks working overtime , when i suddenly realised i was drowning ... my nostrils had filled up , and i was being "clenched" like an alien face hugger , what a way to go ... can you imagine my death certificate

cause of death: vaginal tsunami. :D
 

Mr Happy

LE
Moderator
#14
In all my years of experience I have never received a face full girlyfat or been spat at by the old axe wound...

Can anyone put some light on the sort of lass I should be looking for (e.g. should she be fat? Norweigian or just recently have eaten Guaucamole?).
 
#15
happened to me before as well. Luckily I was up the otherend at the time, so all it required was a coupla kleenexes and we were away again.
Glad to see the naafi is back up to usual standard.
next
Multiples
Ever had one as a man before?
fucking amazing. Only happened once, but i don't know how.
 
#16
Mr Happy said:
In all my years of experience I have never received a face full girlyfat or been spat at by the old axe wound...

Can anyone put some light on the sort of lass I should be looking for (e.g. should she be fat? Norweigian or just recently have eaten Guaucamole?).

Apparently the older woman is more prone to this, as are those that have been around the block a time or two, maybe that's why it happened to shortfuse, he is prone to bagging old slappers. :lol:
 
#17
her on top leaning forward so her fannynipple rubs against your stomach, going at it like a train. Good lock
 
#18
Techtechtech said:
Mr Happy said:
In all my years of experience I have never received a face full girlyfat or been spat at by the old axe wound...

Can anyone put some light on the sort of lass I should be looking for (e.g. should she be fat? Norweigian or just recently have eaten Guaucamole?).

Apparently the older woman is more prone to this, as are those that have been around the block a time or two, maybe that's why it happened to shortfuse, he is prone to bagging old slappers. :lol:
yeah , she told me later it wasn't her clack , i'd put my nose in the end of her colostomy bag and she'd rolled over on it 8O
 
#19
shortfuse said:
Techtechtech said:
Mr Happy said:
In all my years of experience I have never received a face full girlyfat or been spat at by the old axe wound...

Can anyone put some light on the sort of lass I should be looking for (e.g. should she be fat? Norweigian or just recently have eaten Guaucamole?).

Apparently the older woman is more prone to this, as are those that have been around the block a time or two, maybe that's why it happened to shortfuse, he is prone to bagging old slappers. :lol:
yeah , she told me later it wasn't her clack , i'd put my nose in the end of her colostomy bag and she'd rolled over on it 8O
A common mistake, try asking her to take the bag off, at least it will give you an extra hole.

If you have ever wanted to unload in a girls guts..........
 

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