New lass where I work. Itâs attractive, educated, clever, talented and succesful. However, if Iâm thinking of buying a Harley then sheâs âgettingâ a new Aston. My mateâs going business class to NY - she goes 1st. All arrant Elevenerife nonsense of the first order. So, my colleague and I plan to encourage this unit into new heights of fantasy on a scale of 1 to 5. i. Normal behaviour ii. Mild exageration to the order of, âIâve got 12 pairs of Manolos nowâ iii. Huge exageration. âI saw that sex and the City?â âOh, really? Yeah, Sarahâs a great girl but when she stays at mine she always gets really drunkâ iv. Crazed. âMy grandad was Edward VIIIâ (Itâs a Kiwi by the way) v. Close to insanity. âI am Edward VIIIâ So far weâre at level 3 and counting. Future topice will include holidays, celebrity chums, houses etc. Are there other tales of female bullshitters? I think we should be told.