Fell Out With The Hypocrites last night...

#1
Oops.... I mean neighbours.

At 1945, my pal and I burst into rousing enditions of Rangers songs while we were in the back garden.

Cue outrage from the fhuds in the houses around me.

I wouldnt mind and would apologise humbly if these same fannies who "had 3 kids trying to get to sleep" didnt start their fucking Subarus at 0800 every Saturday and Sunday and rev them up for the next 4 hours,and also if their precious kids(some barely toddlers) werent wandering over the road non-stop during daylight hours nearly getting run over.And instead of me merely warning their boys for playing football against the gable end of my house and hitting my car,I'll now be frog-marching the little shites directly to the Parents Of The Year and putting them on the spot. Oh; and see their BBQ's, which involve their stupid bitch wives screaming and hollering from May til September? They'll be curtailed this summer.

And before you ask, I did report this to my HEM this morning and fully explained and apologised for my own actions (less than 10 minutes).

Some of these fucking pikeys should be banned from having children.
 

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#2
Were they old but beautiful songs?
 
#4
Well you needed to lift the spirits after a game like that I suppose.
 
#5
The game itself was excellent for neutrals; 4 goals and 2 sendings off.

However Rangers' inability to capitalise against 10 men and have a Plan B needs to be questioned.
 

the_boy_syrup

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#6
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At 1945, my pal and I burst into rousing enditions of Rangers songs while we were in the back garden.

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I'm suprised you had anything to sing about
Even the voice of Protestant football Chick Young couldn't spin it Rangers way
 
#8
Honestly, I couldnt believe the audacity of them.

A bloke came to my gate and ranted and raved. When I said "Sorry mate, got a bit carried away" he replied "I'm not your fucking mate".....

I then said he was actually correct in saying that as everything he did from now as regards his kids, car and general neighbourly antics etc would be reported.

Mibbe I should have put an England rugby top on, sang "Swing Low" and set off fireworks as that seems to be accepted.

As you can tell, I'm fucking ragiing.
 
#9
My mate (who has now moved) had some dramas with his neighburs a while back. He had been living on the estate for 4 years and had a Flagpole in his garden, on which he would display Celtic, Scotland and the flag of any nation playing England that day, it was all seen as good banter by his neighbours, until they moved. And some right wierdos moved in next door. Long story short, the mad raving pikey bint would stalk his wife and made their garden an exact mirror image. It got so bad that the poor lads wife was onthe verge of a breakdown. However nothing was done about itfor some time, because of a lack of evidence. So I guess what I'm trying to say is when the inbreds let their snot covered children play hide and seek in the road with buses or when they are rioting in their gardens pished, keep a diary and if you can audio or video evidence!
 
#10
I dont want to go down the road of downright pettiness; but rather than quietly putting up with footballs banging the house,kids running through the garden and fat strumpets wailing to Lady GaGa all summer,I'll be letting the clowns know its all coming to an end.

Sometimes Quarter areas are like the worst sink estates, to be honest.
 
#11
Hi Myalgia. I suppose some cunt has to play the part of Enraged from Middle England.

What "bigot songs"? Cant you read?

It wasnt even 2000 hrs; and, as I stated, I could accept a complaint if it was politely delivered and not brought by a fucking prick who forgets his own behaviour.

PS I didnt "rush straight" here, this all happened last night and I'm posting this in the cold light of semi-sobriety.

As I said, hypocrites. But they'll get their fucking bit.
 
#13
This paragraph is fairly vital to the whole saga and is overlooked by folk for some reason:

"I wouldnt mind and would apologise humbly if these same fannies who "had 3 kids trying to get to sleep" didnt start their fucking Subarus at 0800 every Saturday and Sunday and rev them up for the next 4 hours,and also if their precious kids(some barely toddlers) werent wandering over the road non-stop during daylight hours nearly getting run over.And instead of me merely warning their boys for playing football against the gable end of my house and hitting my car,I'll now be frog-marching the little shites directly to the Parents Of The Year and putting them on the spot. Oh; and see their BBQ's, which involve their stupid bitch wives screaming and hollering from May til September? They'll be curtailed this summer.

And before you ask, I did report this to my HEM this morning and fully explained and apologised for my own actions (less than 10 minutes)."


And if the boy who had come to my gate had said something along the lines of "Here mate,do us a favour,quieten it down a bit will you?" then there would have been no problems.
Instead the clown has made a rod for his own back and fucked any idea of live and let live which I had previously observed as regards kids,cars,dogs,BBQ's (my favourite), etc,etc.

It wasnt even 8 at night, never mind two or three in the morning.
 

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#14
I have to agree on the sink estate thing.

I used to live next door to some knobjockey who would insist on standing in the back garden shitfaced singing bigot songs every time his third rate third world football team played their local rivals. I bought my own house and moved away from the poor people who live in quarters.

Jesus Christ, what an arsehole you sound like. Your neighbour moaned at you and your pissed up mate singing in the garden, and you rush straight to ARRSE to cry about it. If you lived next door to me I would have fucking firebombed your "hoose", fucking inbred oatmeal savage.
I am going to have to make an appointment with my Doctor as I am obviously not feeling well. I strangely find myself agreeing with verticalgyro. FFS that is usually enough for the men in white coats to pay a visit!!

r_i - I presume that these 'non-sectarian' songs supporting Rangers FC did not include the likes of "The Sash" or other such non-sectarian ditties. Mind you, I would have been pissed off with you just for supporting a Weegie team, especially one that does not want to play in Scotland!!!
 
#15
You should hear the racket from these wee flowers when England are playing on a Wednesday night etc or Man Utd/Chelsea/etc are playing in the Champions league.

As Ive said, there was no "party songs".


Roll on the summer, the world's gone mad :(
 
#16
I'm just letting off steam verticalgyro.

I was annoyed as fuck last night and even this morning but at the end of the day (and I deal with this sort of shit on a near day to day basis in my role) I really cant be arsed engaging with cunts who I will only have the misfortune to be living near to for the next year or so.

Apologies for being a miserable fucker.
 
#17
regular_imbiber; Did you watch the match? Were you (and your friend(s) ) quiet during the 90 minutes? Or were you cheering your team with accompanying cheers/swearing/chanting etc. etc. Bet it was a noisy 2 hours up to 1900hours?
 
#20
No, we only went out after the game.

I seriously never realised that having a live and let live mindset when it came to noisy neighbours,cars,kids etc could be construed as being a bit of a pussy.

I must admit that has come as a bit of a shock. You never hear a peep out of my family normally and meanwhile the very folk whose kids are out at all hours unsupervised,who let their dogs shit everywhere,who have gazebo parties from afternoon til early morning and who breach every rule as regards politeness etc have complained to me.

Its certainly food for thought.
 

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