One of my female cats (the white one) has recently come into heat for the first time, much to the consternation of the other equally female (brown) cat. Brown cat just can't understand why white cat presents her snatch and howls instead of playing wrestling games - I think that white cat might actually be a lesbo, or at least bi (like all women should be ). Brown cat's having none of this, let alone any kitty clamjousting action. But if some does occur, I'll endevour to take some pictures for the "specialist" connaisseurs who frequent these hallowed pages. The mad scientist in me (picture wild grey hair, big glasses, 100,000 volts and a manic grin) wants to play god, as usual. I thus wish to create a hybrid twixt mong and cat. It will be thus endowed with superpowers such as the ability to climb the stairs upside down, sit in windows licking them, it'll MEELAAR to signal danger, and sh1t in a tray. I think it would go down well on the executive pet / sex slave market, particularly in Japan, cos god knows they'll shoot their fat over anything that resembles both human and animal. What I'm looking for is somebody to provide a mong - marginal mongs who post on this site could provide themselves, I'll provide the "Liquid Glide". This is not so much just an option to shag a cat (you can do that almost anywhere, although this is an exeptionally pretty cat), but a great business opportunity. For the supply of your DNA you'll become part of the next big thing in the executive pet / sex slave market. What an opportunity! Has anyone else today offered you such an attractive proposal? We all know from South Park that pig and elepant DNA just won't splice, but will mong and cat? Apply to the Stoaty and Herr Dok Genetic Engineering ranch to find out!