Warning I'm off to the South of France next week for the Monaco Grand Prix and the Canne Film Fest. Due to the long hours sitting in front of a complicator I was rather pale, so.. not wanting to stand out in the crowd, I thought I'll book a few session at the tanning studio. Now it's a long long time since I used a sunbed and in the past it could take an hour to raise any kind of colour. These new vertical jobbies are much more powerful. I did 3 mins on Tues and 9 mins today. Now I'm sat here the colour of a freshly cooked lobster. Still it beats the time I used that instant tanning cream and ended up looking like that bloke from the Tango advert.