Feeling peckish?

#1
The burger laden with two days of calories - and here it is, actual size! | Mail Online

Tipping the scales at 2.5lb, the megaburger contains two 1lb beef patties, six rashers of bacon, two chicken breasts, two potato waffles, four onion rings, cheese and – it’s not all bad – a tomato.
And should you fancy a side order after all that, it is accompanied by a huge ice cream milkshake – and chips.


Is this the epitome of after pub food? You would need to be pissed to create it and pissed to order it as well
 
#3
Adam on Man versus Food would devour that mini burger in seconds!
 
#4
2.5lbs? That's nothing to Man vs. food!

Also, given the state of the scutters in Telford, surely more than 20 people would have polished this off by now.
 
#6
i have met a few people who have the mouth for that size burger.
 
#8
oooh elevenses! Perfect treat between meals!
Yeah, but piss poor value for a snack at £15.

You can get 30 Cadburys Creme Eggs for the same price. Yummy.
 
#9
Hmm babies head burger??

 
#10
A mere tit bit to this fat cnut, wouldn't even do for a starter.

He eats 20,000 calories of food a day - EIGHT TIMES the official adult male average of 2,500...and scoffs three family-sized takeaways a night and wolfs down Sunday roasts like snacks.

 
#12
you know for a fact some cunt will at some point order 2 and a small diet coke, because they're watching there weight
 
#13
Telford is a hole in the ground made up of the overflow of every shithole town you can imagine

Just the thought of visiting Brookside again. The Horror.

Hopefully this will kill them off quicker the fucking munters
 
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#14
A mere tit bit to this fat cnut, wouldn't even do for a starter.

He eats 20,000 calories of food a day - EIGHT TIMES the official adult male average of 2,500...and scoffs three family-sized takeaways a night and wolfs down Sunday roasts like snacks.


I have been having temptation dangled in front of me at all turns today by family members determined to see me fail at my new years resolution.

I survived a trip to Burger King earlier in the day by being sad enough to pre-prepare my own tuna sandwiches so I wouldn't give into temptation but on opening up this thread was craving burgers again!

Thankyou Monty417 for posting the picture of hideous mister jabba the pizza hut, you have saved my diet! :) *flees to the gym before anyone posts any more tempting junk food*
 
#15
Telford is a hole in the ground made up of the overflow of every shithole town you can imagine

Just the thought of visiting Brookside again. The Horror.

Hopefully this will kill them off quicker the fucking munters


No, they will live long and unfruitful lives, courtesy of the taxpayer.

I feel sorry for the original poor fucking residents, that were absorbed in the creation of this monstrosity, such as the Wellington, Dawley, Wenlock and Oakengates districts who have to live with the Telford Council house overspill scum from the slums of inner Birmingham and even Liverpool.
 
#16
I have posted this little snack before on ARRSE ... note the delicate use of the Shovel GS ..

 
#17
A mere tit bit to this fat cnut, wouldn't even do for a starter.

He eats 20,000 calories of food a day - EIGHT TIMES the official adult male average of 2,500...and scoffs three family-sized takeaways a night and wolfs down Sunday roasts like snacks.

I'd say I like his chair thingy, looks great for watching the telly and playing video games and would put a bid in when he cacks it, but it may have a permanent depression hidden under the whale that might be uncomfortable. Is that his scrotal sac hanging out over the diaper pad or the 'tip' of his todger? I'm having trouble on account of the multiple stomach folds. How much are they paying his 'caregiver' to work the hoist to lift him up to change the drop cloth when he has gone ' potty' and needs a wipe?
 
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