Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Aug 25, 2010.
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B&T is going to be a Grandad!!!!!!!!!!
Grandad - you are getting old, you must be just about to turn 30!!
26 at least
Bang goes the savings then
26??? My daughter is not called Chardonnay!
To be a grandad you must have had to have sex with someone - ewwwww. I pity the foo.
Congratulations tubby xxx
Must Sloane then
Congratulations (if you're happy - commiserations if you're not!) You really are an old fart aren't you?
Do you have tartan slippers and a pipe?
Being your offspring she should be called Smirnoff!
Legs, thats a bit harsh. Any cheap brand will do.
Jarrod, It's a test tube baby. The father is an eye dropper.
If I tell you he hasn't got an eye, does that give you a clue to who the dad is?
The baby will be ginger, trust me.
Does the dad have a patch
Eye droppers? I thought they used turkey basters?
No Tureky basters are for lezzers only.
It's being married to a grand-mother that would make me feel old. Allathebest.
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