Feeling Old.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Aug 25, 2010.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    B&T is going to be a Grandad!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Grandad - you are getting old, you must be just about to turn 30!! :)
  3. 26 at least :)

    Bang goes the savings then
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    26??? My daughter is not called Chardonnay!
  5. To be a grandad you must have had to have sex with someone - ewwwww. I pity the foo.

    Congratulations tubby xxx

  6. Must Sloane then :)

  7. Congratulations (if you're happy - commiserations if you're not!) You really are an old fart aren't you?

    Do you have tartan slippers and a pipe?

  8. Being your offspring she should be called Smirnoff!
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Legs, thats a bit harsh. Any cheap brand will do.

    Jarrod, It's a test tube baby. The father is an eye dropper.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  11. If I tell you he hasn't got an eye, does that give you a clue to who the dad is?

    The baby will be ginger, trust me.
  12. Does the dad have a patch
  13. Eye droppers? I thought they used turkey basters?
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No Tureky basters are for lezzers only.
  15. It's being married to a grand-mother that would make me feel old. Allathebest.