reassuringly_badgers
Clanker
I got dive bombed by a bloody gull today. The b.astard pebbledashed my hair, jacket and shoes while planting a massive browny whitey pat just to the right of me crotch...
Managed to hit the f.ucker with a stone but didn't seem to hurt it. Slinky little b.astard!
So, my vendetta against seagulls begins. I have already prepared stocks of Bicarbonate of Soda. The weasels can't fart so they go like Richard Branson's balloon and pop.
Method of delivery? Advice please... Raisons stuffed with powder?
More cunning gull-culling techniques needed...
[Veggy, your badger-assasins may just have a job at last...]
Managed to hit the f.ucker with a stone but didn't seem to hurt it. Slinky little b.astard!
So, my vendetta against seagulls begins. I have already prepared stocks of Bicarbonate of Soda. The weasels can't fart so they go like Richard Branson's balloon and pop.
Method of delivery? Advice please... Raisons stuffed with powder?
More cunning gull-culling techniques needed...
[Veggy, your badger-assasins may just have a job at last...]