Fearn Britton, Basra

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  1. Have I been scoffing magic mushrooms or did I see the "this morning" presenter at the COB, yesterday!!

    Fairly lightweight, but at least she didn't ask anyone if they've killed anyone.

    And she caught a bit of IDF as well

    Any of the boys throw themselves on the fat grenade (She is saucy in a benny hill kind of way)

    I would am I wrong
  2. PS wasn't at the actual COB I was sat on my couch in my romper suit watching day time telly
  3. Stonker

    Stonker On ROPs

    I do believe i read something on arrse a li'l while back announcing her intent to visit - so, no mushrooms needed: it is the real deal.
  4. She is game for a laugh, but no you shouldn't,unless p155ed and then you must give your best mates name.
  5. The Scene-Mod

    "How do we raise morale?"

    "I know-send out a fat lass"

    Fat birds-the soldiers' friend
  6. (She is saucy in a benny hill kind of way)

    Shouldn`t this be on the `Women you fancy...but shouldn`t` thread!!!!!!
  7. i think it probably is
  8. Fern Brittain has lost a lot of weight but she would still receive cuddles best regards in to her pliant, gaping, badly-packed kebab.

    Why yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?
  9. Lightweight????? Yep, blame the mushrooms.
  10. Well I would, but thats not a compliment :hump:
  11. yeah i seen it

    she only got mortared twice though in about a week or something

  12. Stonker

    Stonker On ROPs

    Trust me - it isn't.

    And isn't Fern Britton the blonde girle who does the pop shows? (Some pictures would be good here . . . )?
  13. **No Wah**

    That's Fern Cotton.

    T C
  14. Stonker

    Stonker On ROPs


    I'd rather do the big lass (all that meat - and no gravy) than the skinny waif . . . . now which one is which ?????????
  15. Wasn't she (FB) an SSVC (now BFBS) TV presenter in the early 80's?