Fear that immigrants will hijack G8 armada

#1
Just as i raised the other day as soon as the twat suggested it.

Now it seems that the arse has realised that it wasnt really such a good idea and is squirming his way out of it.

CNUT!


Bob Geldof's plan to ferry 10,000 French G8 protesters Dunkirk-style to Britain is causing alarm among immigration officers, who warned yesterday that the proposed armada could be "hijacked" by illegal immigrants.

John Tincey, national vice chairman of the Immigration Service Union, said that "hundreds, if not thousands" of people were camping out on the other side of the Channel "just looking for an opportunity to get to the UK."

He said: "There are lots of people there keen to jump on board, and I fear there might be total chaos. I think Bob should have a lie down. He has no conception of what could go wrong."


Geldof's plan is that on July 3 - the day after the Live 8 concert in Paris - marchers would make their way to ports in Normandy where UK boats would take them to Portsmouth and Southampton en route to Edinburgh.

Geldof laughed at suggestions that illegal immigrants might gatecrash the event and stream over to Britain.

He said: "If they did it would look like the whole planet was coming over. But to be honest it's such an unlikely thing that there will be hundreds of Albanians queuing."


However, Mr Tincey predicted that the UK would be "swamped" with problems, as the day of the flotilla was "our busiest time of the week."

He said that British boat owners would have to be careful in ensuring that all their French passengers had the "proper documentation and visas" as "facilitating" an illegal entry to the UK was "a serious crime with a long prison sentence".

In particular, they had to beware of being "knobbled" by immigrants and "finding their boats have been hijacked". Geldof insisted that he was working with the Marine Coastguard Agency and lifeboat organisations to ensure the safety of sailors.
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Thats right, laugh all you want bob, but just remember it's US who has to pay for these ilegal immigrants care and accomodation. NOT you.

Duoble plus CNUT!
 
#2
It won't pose a problem because boat owners are RATIONAL PEOPLE. Those who are not rational and practical have gotten wet and tried caravanning instead. Therefore, I dont reckon more than five private boats will partake in this abborition - boatowners have more sense. No-one with half a brain would risk their boat and possibly life to fetch pi$$-ant soap dodging frogs on the sayso of a burned out former popstar. I would slam his daughter like a barn door though.
 
#4
Mmm, well, yes, she does like photography, holiday snaps, that sort of thing
"Could be, could be taken on 'oliday, know what I mean..."

But seriously though, she's called PEACHES! Think of the endless mid-coital humour opportunities! And she is beacoup chaude. And, perhaps more than anything, it would really fu$k Bob off to be phoned at 0430 and told : "I've just bashed Peaches's (tuh fu$cking huh) back doors in. She liked it."
 
#5
sarnian said:
Mmm, well, yes, she does like photography, holiday snaps, that sort of thing
"Could be, could be taken on 'oliday, know what I mean..."

But seriously though, she's called PEACHES! Think of the endless mid-coital humour opportunities! And she is beacoup chaude. And, perhaps more than anything, it would really fu$k Bob off to be phoned at 0430 and told : "I've just bashed Peaches's (tuh fu$cking huh) back doors in. She liked it."
I believe that the precedent has been set that once you bang one of BGs family you would have to hang yourself in a hotel room.
 
#6
I wish Bob Geldolf would just get on with his life and stay out of the limelight - he grates on my nerves so much. There will always be poverty in the world. There will always be corrupt leaders. The sort of people turning up at his G8 party are just the sort who hope to be on TV for a few minutes. And crappy groups and singers past their sale-buy date hoping to resurrect their career and earn loads more money.
 
#7
"Studying for GCSE's.."

Either the website is old, or there may be some, er hmmm, er, legality issues. Still, good things come to those who, and all that :lol:

Eve - good post. He's a to$$er. But I would bump his daughter:

 
#9
eve1962 said:
I wish Bob Geldolf would just get on with his life and stay out of the limelight - he grates on my nerves so much. There will always be poverty in the world. There will always be corrupt leaders. The sort of people turning up at his G8 party are just the sort who hope to be on TV for a few minutes. And crappy groups and singers past their sale-buy date hoping to resurrect their career and earn loads more money.
I wish Bob would just piss off. I really hope its one big flop. They want free everything, camping, digs in churches, boats...Don't these cunnts have jobs? :evil:
 

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