Fcuking morons

#1
A phrase often used on this site, but would anyone care to admit to actually having done it? I have, I married one. I'm worried...what does that make me?
 
#2
Mong?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#4
I once had a sexual relationship with a lady from The Church of jesus Christ and the Latter day saints. She was a Mormon.
 

B_AND_T

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#5
I received a blow job from a bird who was white / round and resembled a hippo. She was a moomin.
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
I'm pretty sure I did a Marmosett one night in Sao Paulo. Does that count?
 
#9
I went to holiday in Turkey and fcuked one of the locals. Lovely place Marmaris.
 
#11
I got caught sticking my bits in the exhaust of a classic british sports car....















....the arrest sheet said i was trying to sh@g a Morgan!

I know ...I'm going....TAXI!
 
#12
I fcuked a bird in Germany who lived in Bad Piermont who had short arms. Cant remember the disco where I met her.
I tried it on with the mong in Cyprus (Nicosia) who will be well remembered by some ARRSER's, to my horror she knocked me back.

FFS, knocked back by a mong, my street cred went out the window.
 
#13
I was doing Mrs Outcast the other night and felt a bit cold on my back so I put my T shirt back on, so essentially I was fcuking with more on.

;-)
 
#16
I tried shagging a yeast extract the other day. Don't try it, it's messy and a basteward to clean off.
 
#17
scrofula said:
A phrase often used on this site, but would anyone care to admit to actually having done it? I have, I married one. I'm worried...what does that make me?
It makes you a sex pest and your children head dobbers.
 
#19
dhgrainger1 said:
I went to holiday in Turkey and fcuked one of the locals. Lovely place Marmaris.
Was his C0ck bigger than yours?
 
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