Fcuking morons

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  1. A phrase often used on this site, but would anyone care to admit to actually having done it? I have, I married one. I'm worried...what does that make me?
  2. I fucked a ginger bird from Birmingham I think calling her a moron would have been the least of her problems!
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I once had a sexual relationship with a lady from The Church of jesus Christ and the Latter day saints. She was a Mormon.
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I received a blow job from a bird who was white / round and resembled a hippo. She was a moomin.
  5. A fcuking moron fcuker
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I'm pretty sure I did a Marmosett one night in Sao Paulo. Does that count?
  7. Anyway what's an Oxy moron then? is that where you set about them with a gas welder. :?
  8. I went to holiday in Turkey and fcuked one of the locals. Lovely place Marmaris.
  9. I ate a Macaroon on my way through Belgium, yesterday. Is that similar?? ;)
  10. I got caught sticking my bits in the exhaust of a classic british sports car....

    ....the arrest sheet said i was trying to sh@g a Morgan!

    I know ...I'm going....TAXI!
  11. I fcuked a bird in Germany who lived in Bad Piermont who had short arms. Cant remember the disco where I met her.
    I tried it on with the mong in Cyprus (Nicosia) who will be well remembered by some ARRSER's, to my horror she knocked me back.

    FFS, knocked back by a mong, my street cred went out the window.
  12. I was doing Mrs Outcast the other night and felt a bit cold on my back so I put my T shirt back on, so essentially I was fcuking with more on.

  13. I shagged a couple of sisters from Utah a while back, apparently this qualifies as fcuking mormons.
  14. A moron fcuker?