Fcuking Cornflakes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Welshexpat, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. One day Johnny came down for breakfast and his dad said "What do you want for breakfast Johnny?"

    Now Johnny had learned to swear and he thought he'd impress his dad - he said, ever so casually "Ah - think I'll have some fcuking cornflakes Dad"

    WHACK "Get back your room" and poor Johnny sobbed back upstairs holding his ear.

    Next day - "What do you want for breakfast Johnny?"

    "Er - I'll have some fcuking cornflakes dad - please"

    WHACK - same detail.

    Next day - What do you want for breakfast Johnny?"

    "Not fcuking cornflakes dad"!