I've turned down three offers to go out tonight? Theres no way I am paying stupid amounts of money in taxis to go out, Stand crushed in a bar with an endless queue. Generally have a crap night that is "Too loud". Have my hand shook by people i've never met before saying "All De Best der lar" (Yes Liverpool) when normally if we even locked eyes he'd want to steel my wallet or beat my missus up or something. Then Freeze my t1ts off on the long walk home because i'll have fcuk all chance of collaring a taxi for the first 2 miles of a 6 mile journey anyway! Just call me Sgt Scrooge!