Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sportbilly42, Feb 19, 2009.

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  1. I blame my age, but seeing my neighbours sweet little dahling kids and their friends wandering around our street with their hoodies emblazoned with FCUK in bright, bold letters has really been getting up my nose recently.........

    “It’s French Connection dad!!! Not what you’re thinking!“ say my kids.........

    I KNOW what it says and I know it’s just a play on letters as an advertising gimmick, but c’mon..... It’s not right wandering around like that, or letting your young kids wander around like that........

    In response, I went online and bought a t-shirt...........

    My WIFE wouldn’t let me out in public with it on ffs!!!

    “Cnut is the proper spelling for our great King, what ruled these isles between 1016 and 1035 (incorrectly known as Canute).....NOT what YOU’RE thinking ye filthy minded slapper!!" says I rather smugly....!

    “Oh, I’m not bothered about that!!” she says........ ”But you’re NOT going out in public with a fekin' Labour emblem on your clothes... What will the neighbours think!”
  2. ha! very good.
  3. Bugger! The coffee/ keyboard interface strikes again
  4. What at half 11 at night? Bet it fucking didn't
  5. Time zone LIMA
  6. Maybe he's in the guardroom using coffee to stay awake.

    It never worked for me.
  7. Ok then.......

    What even at 1030AM that ain't funny. Bet it fucking didn't