Fayes Story..........

#2
save you the bother.

born

went to school, met a pie & ate it.

left school, met another pie & ate it.

joined navy, travelled the world & ate more pies.

navigated boat whilst at sea, oops.

banged up in iran, no pies.......boo.

released & back to uk & gingsters hurrah.

made a mint from the red tops.

bought more pies.

:D :D :D :D
 

Fugly

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#4
Faye was subjected to torture by being told the other 14 had gone home.

The other 14 were subjected to torture by being told she was next door, with all the rations.
 

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#5
Fugly said:
Faye was subjected to torture by being told the other 14 had gone home.

The other 14 were subjected to torture by being told she was next door, with all the rations.
Cheers Fugly - that was the first chuckle I have had this weekend.
 
#6
Cheers for the facts of her life Knocker!

Cheers for the facts on what ACTUALLY happened.

Trev McDoughnut will be kicking himself when this is in the Independent tomorrow!!
 
#7
Fugly said:
Faye was subjected to torture by being told the other 14 had gone home.

The other 14 were subjected to torture by being told she was next door, with all the rations.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
#9
It is official, ofcourse they wandered off course and into Iranian waters, she was the boat driver!

Geez what a whinging whining split-arrse!

...they forced me to shower... ...they forced me to write letters... ...they made me wear a head scarf... ...they said do I want to see my daughter...

Still with 100k in the bank I'm sure it will help to combat the nightmares of being thrust into the media spot light and regret of not sticking to her new year weight loss resolution!
 
#10
Santa_Sunday said:
...with Sir Trevor McDoughnut.

Who's going to watch it....??

Not this call-sign, that's for sure.
I had to watch it just to see what crap she was say for 100K

Some of the things she said with some of the footage shown just doesnt add up... still the average sun reader is more likely to believe her than the official party line spun by the MOD!
 
#11
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
save you the bother.

born

Had a ciggie!

went to school, met a pie & ate it.

Had a ciggie!

left school, met another pie & ate it.

Had a ciggie!

joined navy, travelled the world & ate more pies.

Had a ciggie!

navigated boat whilst at sea, oops.

Had a ciggie!

banged up in iran, no pies.......boo.

Had a ciggie!

released & back to uk & gingsters hurrah.

Had a ciggie!

made a mint from the red tops.

Had a ciggie!

bought more pies.

Had a ciggie!

:D :D :D :D
Sorry, but this had to be edited!
 
#12
WasMe said:
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
save you the bother.

born

Had a ciggie!

went to school, met a pie & ate it.

Had a ciggie!

left school, met another pie & ate it.

Had a ciggie!

joined navy, travelled the world & ate more pies.

Had a ciggie!

navigated boat whilst at sea, oops.

Had a ciggie!

banged up in iran, no pies.......boo.

Had a ciggie!

released & back to uk & gingsters hurrah.

Had a ciggie!

made a mint from the red tops.

Had a ciggie!

bought more pies.

Had a ciggie!

:D :D :D :D
Sorry, but this had to be edited!
post pie smoke............. how remiss of me to forget.

:D :D :D :D
 
#13
She is going to write an adult book on her experience, (Faye does Iran).

The story of one fat bird and her mission to get seamen into a shithole.

I think she would have looked better in a full berka.
 

Fugly

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#14
Auld-Yin said:
Fugly said:
Faye was subjected to torture by being told the other 14 had gone home.

The other 14 were subjected to torture by being told she was next door, with all the rations.
Cheers Fugly - that was the first chuckle I have had this weekend.
Cheers, A-Y!

Twas indeed a grim weekend, but we have to soldier on and do our bit.

With Flashy gone, MDN can't be a cunt on his own :twisted:
 
#15
Fugly said:
Faye was subjected to torture by being told the other 14 had gone home.

The other 14 were subjected to torture by being told she was next door, with all the rations.
Thanks fugly, i now have to find a way to clean my new LCD monitor :D
 
#16
... will not be read thereby bringing more embarrassment on the RN... I have to say the RM's handled it much better but I guess they have better training..

At least she had rather large bosom's for that other little bloke to cry into.. I feel sorry for them but it is over they have been released.. everyone is happy..

The four that died this week however, what a tragic sad loss to the Armed Forces... RIP
 
#17
Apparently the MOD now want to change the historic motto of :
'The Navy Rules The Waves' to
'The Navy Waives The Rules'
 
#18
bob_lawlaw said:
Apparently the MOD now want to change the historic motto of :
'The Navy Rules The Waves' to
'The Navy Waives The Rules'
:D :D :D :D
 
#19
bob_lawlaw said:
Apparently the MOD now want to change the historic motto of :
'The Navy Rules The Waves' to
'The Navy Waives The Rules'
Funny as fcuk.

I haven't laughed so much since the time I cocked my weapon behind the missus and made her jump.
 
#20
I reckons he's bound to spout off about how all those nasty men in the RN were horrid to her and said mean things about her big bum/being a doris
 

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