Fayes Story..........

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  1. ...with Sir Trevor McDoughnut.

    Who's going to watch it....??

    Not this call-sign, that's for sure.
  2. save you the bother.


    went to school, met a pie & ate it.

    left school, met another pie & ate it.

    joined navy, travelled the world & ate more pies.

    navigated boat whilst at sea, oops.

    banged up in iran, no pies.......boo.

    released & back to uk & gingsters hurrah.

    made a mint from the red tops.

    bought more pies.

    :D :D :D :D
  3. Cheers Knocker.......
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Faye was subjected to torture by being told the other 14 had gone home.

    The other 14 were subjected to torture by being told she was next door, with all the rations.
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Cheers Fugly - that was the first chuckle I have had this weekend.
  6. Cheers for the facts of her life Knocker!

    Cheers for the facts on what ACTUALLY happened.

    Trev McDoughnut will be kicking himself when this is in the Independent tomorrow!!
  7. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
  8. :? :?

    Apparently she thought she'd done a deal for 100k worth of McDonalds!!!
  9. It is official, ofcourse they wandered off course and into Iranian waters, she was the boat driver!

    Geez what a whinging whining split-arrse!

    ...they forced me to shower... ...they forced me to write letters... ...they made me wear a head scarf... ...they said do I want to see my daughter...

    Still with 100k in the bank I'm sure it will help to combat the nightmares of being thrust into the media spot light and regret of not sticking to her new year weight loss resolution!
  10. I had to watch it just to see what crap she was say for 100K

    Some of the things she said with some of the footage shown just doesnt add up... still the average sun reader is more likely to believe her than the official party line spun by the MOD!
  11. Sorry, but this had to be edited!
  12. post pie smoke............. how remiss of me to forget.

    :D :D :D :D
  13. She is going to write an adult book on her experience, (Faye does Iran).

    The story of one fat bird and her mission to get seamen into a shithole.

    I think she would have looked better in a full berka.
  14. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Cheers, A-Y!

    Twas indeed a grim weekend, but we have to soldier on and do our bit.

    With Flashy gone, MDN can't be a cunt on his own :twisted:
  15. Thanks fugly, i now have to find a way to clean my new LCD monitor :D