It's only halfway through as i write, but my god... I imagine there are Servicewomen up and down the country with mouths agape at this walking embarrasment to her capbadge. "As soon as I saw my cell, I had, like, a total panic attack..." Was it just me, or did this whining Pollard-a-like come across as someone complaining about a bad package holiday as opposed to someone relating a period of captivity? This whole episode doesn't raise questions about women on ops, it raises questions about fat semi-literate chavs being put in positions of responsibility. Jesus frickin' Christ. Have you got all your fingers and toes? Yes. Were you gang-raped? No. Go back to work.