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Favourite Meat-based Penis Euphemism

What is your favourite meat-based penis euphemism?

  • Pork sword

    Votes: 20 40.8%
  • Gentleman sausage

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Lamb cannon

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Ham javelin

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Beef bazooka

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Venison mortar

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon howitzer

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Spatchcock

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cornish game-hen-based medium-range guided multiple rocket launch system

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Other - please specify

    Votes: 14 28.6%

  • Total voters
So, there was an awkward silence in the pub the other day so I asked the above question - but I feel that the sample was too small (3 others) for a decent statistical analysis.

OK, so it's a wank thread (geddit?) but at least it's not another 'who's the biggest cunt' poll.

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