Favourite Meat-based Penis Euphemism

What is your favourite meat-based penis euphemism?

  • Pork sword

    Votes: 20 40.8%
  • Gentleman sausage

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Lamb cannon

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Ham javelin

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Beef bazooka

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Venison mortar

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon howitzer

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Spatchcock

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cornish game-hen-based medium-range guided multiple rocket launch system

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Other - please specify

    Votes: 14 28.6%

  • Total voters
    49
#1
So, there was an awkward silence in the pub the other day so I asked the above question - but I feel that the sample was too small (3 others) for a decent statistical analysis.



OK, so it's a wank thread (geddit?) but at least it's not another 'who's the biggest cunt' poll.
 
#2
"Pure Alabama tube steak" - from Full Metal Jacket"

James Shortt
 
#5
I could have sworn it was 'Alabama black snake'.
I stand corrected. I'm confusing it with "I want to slip my tube steak into your sister" from the same film.
 
#7
Cornish 'Pasties',,nudge nudge,wink wink,,you get it?.....
 
#8
Schwanstucker
 

Soggy4978

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#11
I've always thought that 'luncheon-meat truncheon' has a somewhat poetic ring to it.
 
#12
I have always found that the well oiled Mutton Musket was best for assualt with a friendly weapon!
 

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