Favourite Meat-based Penis Euphemism

What is your favourite meat-based penis euphemism?

  • Pork sword

    Votes: 20 40.8%
  • Gentleman sausage

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Lamb cannon

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Ham javelin

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Beef bazooka

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Venison mortar

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bacon howitzer

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Spatchcock

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cornish game-hen-based medium-range guided multiple rocket launch system

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Other - please specify

    Votes: 14 28.6%

  • Total voters
So, there was an awkward silence in the pub the other day so I asked the above question - but I feel that the sample was too small (3 others) for a decent statistical analysis.

OK, so it's a wank thread (geddit?) but at least it's not another 'who's the biggest cunt' poll.
"Pure Alabama tube steak" - from Full Metal Jacket"

James Shortt
I could have sworn it was 'Alabama black snake'.
I stand corrected. I'm confusing it with "I want to slip my tube steak into your sister" from the same film.
Cornish 'Pasties',,nudge nudge,wink wink,,you get it?.....


Book Reviewer
I've always thought that 'luncheon-meat truncheon' has a somewhat poetic ring to it.
I have always found that the well oiled Mutton Musket was best for assualt with a friendly weapon!

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