Favourite Meat-based Penis Euphemism

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mattb, Feb 20, 2012.

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  1. Pork sword

    20 vote(s)
  2. Gentleman sausage

    2 vote(s)
  3. Lamb cannon

    2 vote(s)
  4. Ham javelin

    3 vote(s)
  5. Beef bazooka

    1 vote(s)
  6. Venison mortar

    0 vote(s)
  7. Bacon howitzer

    2 vote(s)
  8. Spatchcock

    0 vote(s)
  9. Cornish game-hen-based medium-range guided multiple rocket launch system

    5 vote(s)
  10. Other - please specify

    14 vote(s)
  1. So, there was an awkward silence in the pub the other day so I asked the above question - but I feel that the sample was too small (3 others) for a decent statistical analysis.

    OK, so it's a wank thread (geddit?) but at least it's not another 'who's the biggest cunt' poll.
  2. "Pure Alabama tube steak" - from Full Metal Jacket"

    James Shortt
  3. I could have sworn it was 'Alabama black snake'.
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  4. MattB(eef)
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  5. I stand corrected. I'm confusing it with "I want to slip my tube steak into your sister" from the same film.
  6. you fucking wiener!
  7. Cornish 'Pasties',,nudge nudge,wink wink,,you get it?.....
  8. Schwanstucker
  9. "Beef bayonet" comes in first with "Mutton dagger" a close second.
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  10. Schnitzengruben
  11. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I've always thought that 'luncheon-meat truncheon' has a somewhat poetic ring to it.
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  12. I have always found that the well oiled Mutton Musket was best for assualt with a friendly weapon!
  13. Don't forget Pork sword ;)
  14. I didn't forget it, it's in the poll you limp luncheon meat truncheon.
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  15. :0))