Actually, I'm lying, I am quite particular and don't entertain lard arses, blokes who love themselves (I guess that's most of the male population out then), gingwars!, or really short men (Or shorter than me anyway).
So if you're tall, dark, handsome with a nicely toned body, get in touch (but knowing my luck, you're probably gay!)
1. Helmet visor. Great for catching phlegm/small pieces of pavement/bits of firework etc etc....
2. Buffalo jacket. toasty warm and relatively windproof
3. Gi-normous thermal mug. There's ALWAYS time for tea!!
"It's really beautiful and expensive, and I like it a lot. I've
gotten a lot of compliments on it from my gynaecologist and my
waxer." - CHRISTINA AGUILERA on her "special" diamond ring through
I've just found this..........purlease tell me this is not on the guys' agendas for us to have done on their birthdays!! Have any of you had it done?!