Favourite Army training film

#1
As a relative new boy (with 17 years service), what were your favourite / memorable army training films that you had to watch as a soldier. After all who didn't enjoy a good half an hour of squaddie amateur dramatics !

For starters...

I still have fond memories as a recruit of being fed stupid in the cookhouse followed by watching "too fat to fight".
 
#2
"Codeword LOLLIPOP".
The camp engineer sergeant was delicious.
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#3
The Law of Armed Conflict video that was shot (no pun intended) in Imber Village. Shocking!
 
#5
I liked the patrol vid, with the minefield crossing technique a la dump your bergan down on front of you, whilst taking shelter behind your fine moustachio !!!
 
#6
Wish I had a £1 for every time I was obliged to watch Alan Ladd (Canada) in 'The Red Beret'
Yup, I know not a training film but in the spirit of this thread I felt I had to mention it. Years later I participated in the making of 'I Cannot Answer That Question' training film with 'Jim' of Coronation St. fame.
 
#7
The one about sharing a towel?? Cross infection blah blah..

Impetiligo??? IIRC.

About three year ago the DS asked me if I'd heard of "Deja Vu".

"Yes Staff. I've been asked this before."

Do you remember video??

"Yes Staff!!! Betamax was the best Staff!!!"

What film did they show??? That one.

FFBox you and the gang are a class act :D :D
 
#8
Scratcher90 said:
"Codeword LOLLIPOP".
The camp engineer sergeant was delicious.
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BANG! "Close......but not close enough...."

Don't forget the Brigadier getting out of the Scout with a Cromach and cravat :roll:
 
#9
PrinceAlbert said:
The Law of Armed Conflict video that was shot (no pun intended) in Imber Village. Shocking!
Yes that one was shocking although the one ingrained on my psyche as I had to watch it at least once a year for about 8 years.... "An appointment with.....FIRE!". Okay the first showing, but once the suspense of how the four stories finished up, just dismal.
 
#10
PrinceAlbert said:
The Law of Armed Conflict video that was shot (no pun intended) in Imber Village. Shocking!
Incredible really considering they flew in some mighty fine German actresses. "Sind Sie Englander?"..... "Oy, give it back I said".... and so on....
 

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#11
Ah how I miss watching "Appointment With Fire" year in year out. bets cure for insomnia ever.
 

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#12
I remember the anti drugs one where the matelot crashes the sub having acid flash backs!
 
#13
Does anyone else remember the Vietnam medics film. I beilieve the object was to inspire confidence in the medical care provided if injured. the only problem was it was horrific.
Black guy burned in petrol fire, skin scrubbed of with nail brush
,50 round in the eye, removed by bfo forceps
lower jaw shot off. etc, etc,etc
lots of green faces and keeling over, not the desired effect.
 
#14
My favorite was Medicine in Vietnam, made a lot of people sick when they peeled the skin of the burns victim who was black. You didn't have to watch it if you didn't want too. Good training vid though.

CTC
 
#15
Just remembered the one about weapon NSPs, the scene in a barrack room in Ireland where a lad gets shot.

Soldier 1 "Oh no, I've killed him!"
Soldier 2 "He's dead"
Later the Sgt "I think he's dead"
Even later, MO in a matter of fact voice "He's dead"

Such a serious message..... so why do it so comically?
 
#18
old_n_fat said:
Does anyone else remember the Vietnam medics film. I beilieve the object was to inspire confidence in the medical care provided if injured. the only problem was it was horrific.
Black guy burned in petrol fire, skin scrubbed of with nail brush
,50 round in the eye, removed by bfo forceps
lower jaw shot off. etc, etc,etc
lots of green faces and keeling over, not the desired effect.
God aye!!! I was still wrecked from the night before the morning after (when we saw that one)...

Always wondered if I'd actually seen it at a party..

Thank You O n F...
 
#19
old_n_fat said:
Does anyone else remember the Vietnam medics film. I beilieve the object was to inspire confidence in the medical care provided if injured. the only problem was it was horrific.
Black guy burned in petrol fire, skin scrubbed of with nail brush
,50 round in the eye, removed by bfo forceps
lower jaw shot off. etc, etc,etc
lots of green faces and keeling over, not the desired effect.
Yep, watched it at Bovvy as a junior bleeder.
 
#20
The Unthinking Moment: Casualty for the Army.

Patrols vid also good and- geekily- surely one of the earliest film appearances of the SA80. The debriefing by the louche Int Corps officer with wooly-pully, bronze pips and (I think?) cravat was a good touch.
 

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