Favorite Place in life?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by GunnySonics, Sep 28, 2007.

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  1. If there was one place you could be in your whole life right now where would it be?

    Mine would have to be back in 1989 when my English teacher Miss Webb let me sh@g her in the Stationery Cupboard at School 8O , not only my first blow job but my first A+ for an essay on Siegfried Sassoon.
  2. Come now Gunny. You are among friends here. You meant to say Mr Webb didn't you?
  3. :oops: ok so it was Mr Webb!!!! still a top blow job :lol:
  4. Balls deep in your missus. That was a happy place.
  5. The only "deep" you've seen shipmate is your throat with a line of Bootnecks waiting to fill it....

    "ARBY" The Brigade Sword Swallower ,:lol: :lol: :lol:
  6. Well parried swordmaster
  7. Sure she wasn't your french teacher?
  8. in your dog with your missis lickin my balls.
  9. didn't you forget the cat licking your hoop as well?
  10. You forgot while i licked out your daughter
  11. oh yes sorry fella that too.
  12. Hmm, Ayia Napa beach being stared at by the Cypriot ladies 'cause I was unaware of a hole in my shorts.
  13. Im a team player...
  14. Captain Jack's in Woolacombe before the smoking ban. Bag of bacon fries, pint of Red Stripe, game of pool, Pearl Jam, Rolling Stones and Hendrix playing on the juke box. Bit of surfing.

    Aaah, that's the life.