Listening to JFK's monumental speech about the moon programme: "We shall go to the moon....we shall go to the moon........BIG PAUSE.......we shall go to the moon in this decade....and do the other things" "And do the other things"! What sort of a fecking statement is that for the supposed leader of the free world to come out with? Was that the best he could manage? He may has well have said " and do the dishes". Obviously the big pause was when he flipped the page and realised someone had swapped his notes for a crutch shot of Racquel Welch! Nearly as good as his 'Ich bin ein Berliner' - translated loosely 'I am a doughnut', a Berliner being a type of doughnut. 'I am a Berliner' would have been 'Ich bin Berliner'. In any case, it got me thinking to how many of you learned readers have fcuked up during a speech or similar or made a faux pas of astronomic proportions at work or at the pub.