Ok... its "Sports Afternoon" My fizz is done and now I have a spare 10 minutes before commencing work! I have just called a certain department to get an an urgent question answered, howeverthe fat person I need to speak to in order to get my question answered is on a sports afternoon... Now what bothers me is the fact that the "fat shite" in question can't turn upto PT because "it" is way too busy. However finds the time to go play eating games in whatever establishment will feed it! I have racked my brains for Pro's and Con's for Fat people in the Army, I have tried to be fair and therefore have given 5 of each...the outcome..... Con's 1) They eat more rations... (Costs Money) 2) They need bigger uniform (Costs Money) 3) They are normally on remedial PT, which in turn means that exercise machines are used more... (Costs Money) 4) Their knees can't hold their weight which inevitably means they will go sick, requiring a sick chit (Costs Money) 5) They use more bog roll to wipe their big fat hoops after having a dump. (Costs Money) Pro's 1) You can take the pi$$ out of them. 2) You know there will always be someone behind you on PT. 3) They make your dress and appearance look alot better if stood next to them. 4) Their top lip sweats, which is quite amusing. 5) Fat birds put out alot more. Is it just me being fatist (spelling?) Or do people of the chubby variety annoy any other arrsers out there?