Fathers day

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  1. What are you expecting from your kids?

    My brother-in-law had a good one a couple of years ago.

    Knock on the door - young lad, about 18, stood there says “Hello, you don’t know me but I’m your son!!!!!!”

    It was somewhat quiet in the household that day as he’d been married for 25 odd years.

  2. moods swings & mouthing off. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Don't really care because at the end of the day I'm paying for it. Happened last night, got home Mrs B&T says I have bought you a present. No you fucking havn't, you havn't got a job so the money came from the bank account whose sole contributor is me. Stupid dumb bitch!!!

    I do need some socks though!
  4. Got an iPod.

    Yes, I paid for it.....
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    If I get anything I'll be worried - it would be a surprise of 4-8-Alfa-in-Law proportions!

    On the plus side, this is one commercial scam day I can avoid because I've not seen my old man in two years and he's a cnut!

    Bargain :D
  6. Mmmm, not so sure about that mate, who stays at home all day doing the square root of sod all, and who goes to work????
  7. I got one of those for Valentines Day.....because apparently I'd just bought him a bike 8O

    Joint accounts.....the root of 90% of divorces.

    He's getting fcuk all for fathers day except a cheap naafi card with a picture of sh1t boats on it. :D
  8. I am expecting a, Blow job, Decent malt, Lie in and a nice big breakfast.
    I'll get fcuk all.
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  9. Off your son or daughter???
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You know her don't you.
  11. I think you may have mentioned her once or twice in the past
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Are you the kindly west indian gentleman who comes round when daddy's at work and helps mummy fix the radiator in the bedroom.
  13. Fathers Day........the cause of so much confusion in Colburn.
  14. definition of mass confusion.....................

    fathers day in the medway towns.
  15. No I’m the IC1 veterinary helping her with her rabbit.