Father Murphy was strolling down the main street greeting his flock as he went. Standing on the corner of the street, he came across the feckless waster of the town, Paddy. "Top of the morning Father", says Paddy. "Top of the morning to you too, Paddy, how are ye today"? "Oh, Father, o'im not feeling meself at all today", said Paddy. "O'im damned pleased to hear that for a change", replied Father Murphy, "'Tis a filty dirty habit you have".