Father Jack

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Nov 8, 2010.

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  1. Well, we all know the venerable Father Jack's favourite phrases: Girls! Drink ! Feck ! One of the lesser ones, which has always perplexed me, is Arsebiscuits. Now, this being arrse, what ingredients would you put in an arrsebiscuit?
  2. Freckles? Blah Blah Blah for the character nazis.
  3. At least 10 bottles of newkie brown, a vindaloo, and a large donner. leave to Marinate overnight. The next day, make sure you are in a confined area with others, and float that arrsebiscuit!!!!!
  4. Arsebiscuits (or clinkers) need an appropriate percentage of arrse hair to be considered genuine. They are best moved around and polished by Army Form Blank as issued in 10 man ration packs of old.