Fat Women Barred from Club

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#2
Maybe they were banned due to fire regulations??? One porker getting stuck in the fire escape could be lethal!!!!
 
#3
box-of-frogs said:
Maybe they were banned due to fire regulations??? One porker getting stuck in the fire escape could be lethal!!!!
The Club does have a rather narrow doorway at the end of a passageway. Perhaps that's why they prefer to fight on the street?
 
#5
I wont darken their doors. Can't beat a drunk fat lass at the end of the night on the lash. A good fat girl will satisfy your alcohol induced munchies, throw you around the room for a few hours until dawn, and then give you 20 quid for the cab home.

Silly bugger who owns that place is of his rocker!
 
#6
Havana proprietor Martin Sayers, who has applied for permission to open a new nightclub and restaurant on the old abattoir site, has apologised to all the large ladies who were told to ‘go home and lose some weight’ on Saturday night. He has now promised to reverse his controversial decision.
Priceless :D Should they be worried that he plans to allow them into his new nightclub on an old abattoir site :D
 
#8
FOR FCUKS SAKE :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO THESE WANKER5 THINK THE LIKES OF ME WILL GET ANY RUMPYPUMPY IF THE FAT ONES ARE BANNED. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
#11
If they ban fat chicks from nightclubs, what chance have I got of getting laid?
 
#13
I see no problem at all with keeping fat chics out and if the venue boss says only blue skinned people wearing red shoes with pink afros that are from outer Mongolia are allowed in then that's what he gets.
 
#14
well they were taking up twice the size of a normal seat forcing normal sized people to stand up.
 
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Sandy_The_Guvnor said:
I see no problem at all with keeping fat chics out and if the venue boss says only blue skinned people wearing red shoes with pink afros that are from outer Mongolia are allowed in then that's what he gets.
If you have any of their phones numbers then, id be grateful :)
 
#17
So which club is it the fat birds are going to now? Purely idle curiosity, you understand...
 
#18
blue-sophist said:
B-S - you promised you wouldn't put photos of me on here. You scoundrel.
 
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smartascarrots said:
So which club is it the fat birds are going to now? Purely idle curiosity, you understand...
You could always just shop at Asda :wink:
 
#20
a_nony_mouse said:
Havana proprietor Martin Sayers, who has applied for permission to open a new nightclub and restaurant on the old abattoir site, has apologised to all the large ladies who were told to ‘go home and lose some weight’ on Saturday night. He has now promised to reverse his controversial decision.
Brilliant!!

Fat chicks need love too - just not off me.
 

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