Fat to thin bird BMI..NSFW!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Jan 12, 2010.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I've been pondering this for a while now,We all know fat birds are easy & grateful but on the other end of the scale thin birds can be too picky.
    So the has to be an inbetween but what is it?.....

    Too fat!...
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    Too skinny!...
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    Just right! Perfect....
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  2. From nay hairs to grey hairs!
    High chairs to wheelchairs!
    If it moves fu(k it!
    If it stands still, hit it till it moves and then fu(k it!
    Any holes a goal :twisted:
     
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    I notice they both have quite nice camel toes.
     
  4. Hmmmmm the first one is a challenge
     
  5. is that a monumental pussy that you could put 2 fists in and still hear an echo, or an extra-long extension of the arrse crack?
     

  6. I think i't a fcukin bloke,which if it is,is perfectly acceptable and not obese at all,just fulfilled. :wink:
     
  7. the second one isn't too skinny?
    I'd say the perfect in-between acceptance benchmark should be Jamie Eason.
     
  8. No,no,no. It's a bloke, thats a huge disfigured bell*nd. Poor sod has got elephantitis!
     
  9. Too fat?? Doesn't.......com......pute
     
  10. Absolutely. A length of rope and a scaffold board and you're set for a night 'in'.
    Just make sure you've registered with the Coastguard under their 'Safety at Sea' system.
     
  11. Jesus. You'd feel like a single cup tea bag. Dangling on a string and rhythmically plunged into a soggy abyss.....Oh the horror.
     
  12. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Man thats why the coastgaurd keeps flying over the garden :D
     

  13. Absofcukinlutely.The tits aren't big enough for a bird of that size.
     
  14. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Crikey...

    I won't be having supper now.
     
  15. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I thought that you were going to mention this:



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