I was scanning the channels last night looking for the traditional German Sunday night porn film, (like stars on Sunday, but showing Jess Yates on his day off). I found a not too ropey looking bird in a white coat which seemed familiar. I was expecting a skinny German bloke called Detlef to turn up and get the bad news from the huge black rubber strap - on, hidden under the white coat, but no It turned out to be a real science documentary, I mean what are the chances of that? Instead of listening to bad hammond organ music and rodgering half of NATO this silly cow was feeding fruit juice to mice, off the wall or what? Anyhow the upshot was that meeces fed fruit juice containing fructose go a bit doolally and can't get enough of it, the other meeces had fruit juice with other sugars, just drank normally. After three weeks the fructose mice weighed 10% more. She waffled on a bit about insulin resistance and other biochemical shenanighans way over my swede. So what you ask, it seems the Americans have been carrying out a similar survey feeding high fructose corn syrup to their entire population for years. It's their main sweatener of choice! That's why coke and other sweet stuff tastes funny on the wrong side of the water. It seems that there is a reason why septics all have ten arses, they are all being poisoned. Now the American gubment have known this for years, but hey let's not rock the agriculture boat. Meanwhile, if you have rugrats, pick fructose free shit to pour into them and lets hope the septics don't cotton on, or sugar prices will rocket!