Fat Plod

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  1. Looking at the photo in one of the papers this morning about the police men/women who were singled out for their acts of bravery and nearly choked at the site of the copper sat at the end of the front row. I bet no fcuker wants to be behind him in the canteen queue!! Surely he's wearing a sumo suit under his uniform for a laugh!

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  2. Maybe his act of "bravery" was to test the food in the canteen before the others ate their lunch???
  3. How dare you. He's twice the man you are.................
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  4. Three times would be nearer the truth!
  5. Haha, quite possibly! They say that inside every fat person there is a skinny one trying to get out. In his case I think he's eaten 1 skinny person too many!
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    He is just big boned.
  7. Beeeeeeeeeeeeefcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!
  8. He was probably decorated for services to Ginsters.
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  9. I am sure that gives all those young guys who just failed their fitness assessment loads of confidence in the system too . . .
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  10. That must be photoshopped surely?

    His heed is at least twice as big as anyone elses.

    He must be a mutant!
  11. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    F*CK! Think thats bad! Last June I was going to Newtownards Airshow,nearly every PSNI copper (not traffic branch) on traffic duty was
    3-All of the above!
  12. Wonder if his mates call him 'Wiggum'.
  13. or "fat cnut" :)
  14. Given that the bloke is sat there for getting a bravery award I would suggest that he may still be capable of doing what he is employed to do.
    Just because heis a little large doesn'tean he is a useless cnut (obviously he is not)
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  15. He is in the SPG (Special Pies Group)