Fat People

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by dingerr, Apr 2, 2013.

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  1. I had to check this wasn't a 10 year old thread.

    You dull cunt, I knew drivers were slow but you're just speshul.
  2. I thought that the BMI system was out of fashion now?
  3. Don't listen to him mate. You keep posting these awesome threads, there's a good chap.

  4. I very much doubt that. Bane of my life.
  5. Listen you dull sockpuppet. How many times do you have to get banned before you get the hint? I hope your entire family die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
  6. That was a wake up - mines 4'8" and weigh 260lbs - so my cocks obese then.
  7. I'm 4'1" and 95kg. What's my BMI smartcunt?
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  8. For fucks sake man it's the naafi yer boner.fat cunts are fat cunts.simple.
  9. You illiterate cunt.

  10. Dunno - which half are we weighing ?
  11. Fuck. It turns out I am 3inches too short.

    (Fnarr fnarr Oooer missus etc)
  12. Fucked if I can work it out. I'm 6' on the right side but only 5' 2" on the left. Do I go for average?
  13. Pick your best side
  14. What's happened to the OP?

    That was quick.
  15. Ah right. :)