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Fat people to get free trips to the zoo!

#2
If it wasn't for the lady sat opposite showing me the tops of her stockings, this would have made my morning.

Heaven exists in the form of women who dress up for their children's morning gym classes.
 
#4
Funny though it is, it's a real issue in healthcare. We had a referral to scan a 40 stone woman (ultrasound, as her contraceptive coil has gone AWOL but that's a WHOLE other strand of hilarity)

We can't do it as we don't have any couches that can take her weight. Most of our couches have a 28 stone limit, we DO have bariatric beds but they are all full. One bed takes up to 39 stone but we can't risk her 40 being a guesstimate.
 
#5
Funny though it is, it's a real issue in healthcare. We had a referral to scan a 40 stone woman (ultrasound, as her contraceptive coil has gone AWOL but that's a WHALE)

We can't do it as we don't have any couches that can take her weight. Most of our couches have a 28 stone limit, we DO have bariatric beds but they are all full. One bed takes up to 39 stone but we can't risk her 40 being a guesstimate.
I made a couple of changes, hope you don't mind :)
 
#10
I think It's a great idea although i'd only let them visit the fat animals.

Elephants and walrus, fill your boots. Meerkats? Get fucked.
 
#13
This will remain funny right up to the point that one of them sues under the Human Rights Act for the 'humiliation' of being sent to the zoo. After a quick half million in compensation, and direction to all Hospitals that they must provide facilities for the over 40-stoners, the system will be further bankrupted for minimal benefit to society. What we need is a judge who will reject the claim by saying 'you have humiliated yourself by getting to this size, think yourself lucky we are not passing on the charge for hiring the elephant scanner'.
 
#15
I think I may have been caught taking this by another mum, not looking forward to getting my collar felt. She's shifted her position too, which is a shame.
Can't see anything!
Can't you fake an epileptic fit at her feet and get some quality pictures? Use the flash, you can say that's what set you off.
 
#16
Funny though it is, it's a real issue in healthcare. We had a referral to scan a 40 stone woman (ultrasound, as her contraceptive coil has gone AWOL but that's a WHOLE other strand of hilarity)
Other half works in a hospital, she told me a story of someone who'd died recently. 57 Stone! They couldn't fit them in the special Fatty Fridge.
I suggested a sink plunger.

Now as a qualified salad dodger myself, I gotta ask: How the **** can you get that bad? I mean do these people fall asleep chewing, while their pillow is a huge cream bun?
 
#17
Can't see anything!
Can't you fake an epileptic fit at her feet and get some quality pictures? Use the flash, you can say that's what set you off.
I can only apologise, was far too busy looking instead of using my head and taking a pic when I had the chance. She was certainly a looker, can't wait til next time.
 
#18
You are all missing the point here. Whilst this poor woman is being ridiculed for having a gland problem, if she is 40 stone and still getting shagged (missing coil? Give her one off the front suspension of a Landie) then her partner must be hung like a donkey. Haven't any porn agents signed him up yet?
 

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