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Fat people cost £75 more to bury

Yeah, why did he say the increases in costs are appalling? Costs increase all the time, with all sorts of stuff, so why should this be any different? I agree that bigger people should pay more, if they take up more space, it sounds reasonable to me. (Speaking as someone who is not that big! :) ) Smilies seem to have disappeared again!
One thing that always annoys me about Bloaters is that when you check-in for a flight and your bag is 1-Kilo over you have to pay upwards of £8 in excess weight. So why is it that the Fat Cnut stood next in line that's some 6-8 stone heavier than me doesn't have to pay for all that extra weight? I mean, it's all going on the same fecking plane ...!

They should have an 'All up Weight' that includes the passenger and their baggage.
PoisonDwarf said:
Surely if they're heavy, they drop down into the hole in the ground a lot quicker, thereby saving time? Do I win five pounds?
No, as gravity has the same effect on any weighted object, no matter how heavy. Seeing as you raised a smile though, you win your weight in cold gravy. Enjoy. ;)
Taffnp said:
Also when you use public transport and the fat f*ckers take up two seats how come they only pay one fare ?
I complained about this recently on a connecting flight from Dubai. Initially I got up and asked to be moved straight away as the guys who ended up next to me were Russian, it got worse still when the fat f uck decided to sit next to me.

I spoke to the stewardess and pointed out that he was not only taking up some of my seat but also stank of BO, not alcohol. She said she would do her best to move me but come back and said there where no other free seats in economy. Morale of the story is go business class I guess but I'm a cheapskate.
In coincidence, Ive just read an electronic copy of the Nottingham Evening Post, and there is a story there about the costs of burial going up, thought it doesn't actually mention especially for 'larger' people...
When a cat funt dies thread a wick through their intestine from mouth to arrse'ole, place them on a street corner and hey presto a fat fcuk candle to be used as the green option to street lighting.

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