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Fat lasses

#4
We have a sonia lookalike

The eastenders mong not the talentless scouse actress
 
#6
Gunny Highway Robber said:
Try Blondebint Phil. I've seen a picture of her. Big and fat, with a dull personality. Plus she'll give you her home address if you ask her nicely.
That'll be No 88, Dairy Counter Avenue, Tescoville. Or does she still share the flat above the chip shop with 'Sonia'?
 
#7
Gunny Highway Robber said:
Try Blondebint Phil. I've seen a picture of her. Big and fat, with a dull personality. Plus she'll give you her home address if you ask her nicely.
I've just tried her number. I must have written it down wrong.....the bloke who answered said it was 'Pizza Express'.
 
#8
Its OK GH.......found her in the Yellow Pages....she's under 'Fast Food and Takeaways'!
 
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#9
You won't get any fat birds on the site in January.

They'll all be packing out the gyms for a couple of weeks, hogging the machines with their enormous arrses, whilst single-handedly voiding the warranties on the rowers and treadmills.

Not for long though. The call of the Jaffa Cake is too strong. Before you know it, it'll be March and they'll be ringing in to Richard and Judy.

"Judy, Judy, i've tried everything and I just can't seem to get down from eighteen stone"

"Diets not working then, Diane?"

"No, no matter what I do I just seem to put (chomp, chomp) the weight on."

"Diane, are you eating?"

"Yeah, but it's just a Terrys All Gold easter egg. They're not fattening are they?"
 
#15
Fat birds are great, believe me I know, I work in a hospital :D 8O
always grateful as well :wink:
 
#16
Whats wrong with fat birds???? I myself am HUGE!!!!
 
#19
And I had to roll her in flour to find the wet bits
 
#20
Minister_doh_nut said:
And I had to roll her in flour to find the wet bits
Slap me and ride the waves, fellas!!!!
 

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