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FAT KID DEMANDS THAT NHS PAYS FOR HER DIET

#2
Just make the dumb bitch run till she either gets fit or dies

Edit: fcuk me she lost wait to become a svelte 121kg..
I weigh 73kg
and I'm 16.
What the Fcuk do you feed kids up in Blighty 8O 8O 8O
 
#4
If the NHS and therefore us as taxpayers have to pay for the diet, then we should determine what that diet should be.

At this point I leave the floor open to you bunch of sadistic b'stards.
 
#5
dingerr said:
If the NHS and therefore us as taxpayers have to pay for the diet, then we should determine what that diet should be.

At this point I leave the floor open to you bunch of sadistic b'stards.
My manfat of course three square a day for the lovley chubster
 
#6
dingerr said:
If the NHS and therefore us as taxpayers have to pay for the diet, then we should determine what that diet should be.

At this point I leave the floor open to you bunch of sadistic b'stards.
force feed her live wasps, see how much comfort that gives her.
 
#8
13,000 calories a day!!! Buy her a quilt, she must have been up 20 hours of the day eating. If she slept a bit more she may lose some weight. Fund her a trip to Bridgend with some extra strong rope.
 
#10
Ah... the poor little (okay, huge) morbidly obese lazy idle slug! I have a suggested miracle cure she ought to try. It should appeal as the 'cure' has the added benefit of requiring absolutely no will power, no effort AND I'd be happy for pay for it! :D


 
#14
right-grumpy said:
Fat c unt just wants a longer holiday in the good old US of A. 23K, how much for a bullet and funeral?
The bullet might be good value, but the funeral would cost a fortune. Think of the infrastructure and materials needed to box and bury that f*cking lump.

If we skipped the funeral we could go with the old "burn them for electricity" routine and stick her in one of those biomass generators. They're built to allow trucks full of sh*te in, so the door should be about big enough and there are already vehicles equipped for the job.
 
#15
NO! I have had a think about this and she clearly has needs, as do many others. And luckily we already have a very similar ‘academy’ style course where the poor lambs can get all the love and comfort they need while getting fit and healthy………… I think it is called Junior Brecon!
 
#16
Fuck her! And no I wouldn't.


On a more serious note however:

"It all started when I was five when my dad died and I was letting my emotions control me.

"I was always upset, so every time I got upset I would comfort eat."
No 5 year old has that much self awareness, or an inbred inclination to comfort eat. I suspect family influences may have had a helping hand in developing what obviously later became an addiction.

qv:

Her mother, Lesley, found Georgia's eating habits impossible to control: "You know what teenagers are.
"They don't want to be doing what they're supposed to be doing.
"They'd rather do the complete opposite."
Ah, OK, that'll be crap parenting skills then.

Don't even get me started on the 'benefits' of CBT, and her caring "I want to help others by using up £23k of NHS funds" stance.
 
#19
right-grumpy said:
Fat c unt just wants a longer holiday in the good old US of A. 23K, how much for a bullet and funeral?
One bullet sounds a bargain, then maybe the furnace. The fat could be used to generate heat and/or power for a whole camp. :D
 

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