fat fuckers win lottery

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taff49, Jul 15, 2011.

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  1. god, Im' angry today

    have you seen these two?

    BBC News - Lottery win: Euromillions couple are 'tickled pink'

    to celebrate, she had a glass of wine, just like at christmas. OH MY FUCKING GOD, slow down woman, it's all going to your head....

    If i had just landed £161 million, i would be in the Bahamas snorting coke off a hookers ass, not celebrating is Largs with a small glass of wine

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  2. It'll all be gone soon anyway. And the local Ginsters factory will have melted.
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  3. Despite all that money he's still married to a fucking pig and no amount of plastic surgery will alter that. Fat cunts, has Stacker seen this?
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  4. I'm waiting to see if they reply to my begging letter before I make any rash judgements on the fat cun... the very lucky couple.
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  5. I was going to suggest that your 'fat fuckers' comment was just envy. Then I opened the linked article. Still, it'll take the kids less time to inherit what their parents haven't managed to eat.
  6. They might need a personal trainer the dirty sweaty cunts.
  7. Is that sweaty as in rhyming slang or just sweaty cunts?
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  8. Alex Salmond is reflecting on his future as First Minister, wishes to resign and offer his services to the lucky pair as a technical advisor and confidente.
  9. They'll be dining out A La jock stylee every night

    "Hey Hen, Can ya pass me another deep fried Truffle and a tray of Foie Gras and chips!"

    Jealous me? You fucking bet!
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  10. Your bitterness makes me happy:)
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Best of luck to them.

    Oh sorry its the NAAFI get a fucking grip and loose 6 stone between you.
  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    I think I'm related to them !

    Well, I did stand in the middle of a river once !!!
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  13. I'm feeling quite cheery today. I can imagine it won't change their life one bit and they'll still go to Blackpool on holiday. I bet she'll go on a spending spree at primark and he'll buy a new cardigan. Dirty, dirty bastards.
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  14. Filthy fat, old fucking sweaty socks don't deserve it. Fuck it, it is the NAAFI and i'm rediculously jealous.