fat chicks

phil245

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#1
After fcuking a fat chick whilst I was drunk, the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again call this number."

"Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.

I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."
 
#3
"She was a fulsome wench, upon her one could lay for a thousand years and never require a mattress"
 
#5
Only bird I know with her own post-code.
 
#7
She stepped out in the road and I ran out of fuel trying to avoid her
 

phil245

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#8
she used to play rugby, her position was scrum!!!
 
#11
i woke up with this fat bird the other morning looked at her and said " i'll never get over a woman like you,get up and make the tea yourself"
she said "i want you to make the earth move for me" i said "where the fuck will i get a JCB this time of the night"
 
#15
She didn't have a face to launch a thousand ships.......

...but if she'd been launched ay the same time she would have made an equal splash.

Rodney2q
 
#17
I went with a fat bird ONE time, the shadow of her arse wieghed 20lbs
 

phil245

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#19
how do you shag bigbird?

roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
 
#20
how do you shag bigbird?

roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
My understanding is that BB is "big" as in "Tall" - otherwise, if you're at all uncertain regarding female anatomy, your plan's a good un! :)
 
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