fat chicks

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    After fcuking a fat chick whilst I was drunk, the next morning I said to her, "Here, if you want to see me again call this number."

    "Awww, men don't usually give me their numbers," she responded.

    I said, "It's not mine. It's Weight Watchers."
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  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You got any more like that?
  3. "She was a fulsome wench, upon her one could lay for a thousand years and never require a mattress"
  4. She got a job with the Police Traffic Division Shes a Portable Roadblock
  5. Only bird I know with her own post-code.
  6. blood type of ragu
  7. She stepped out in the road and I ran out of fuel trying to avoid her
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  8. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    she used to play rugby, her position was scrum!!!
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  9. When we got married it took two trips over the threshold!
  10. I fear he has! :-(
  11. i woke up with this fat bird the other morning looked at her and said " i'll never get over a woman like you,get up and make the tea yourself"
    she said "i want you to make the earth move for me" i said "where the fuck will i get a JCB this time of the night"
  12. She never had a waist line, she had a coast line.....
  13. obese-fat-girl-fat-jokes-obese-americans-weight-loss-724858.jpg
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  14. Her school class photo was taken by satellite
  15. She didn't have a face to launch a thousand ships.......

    ...but if she'd been launched ay the same time she would have made an equal splash.