Fat burners

What is the best fat metabolizer on the market and who sells them?
 
This is an highly efficient 'fat burner'

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I generally find that fat people burn really well. they do tend to drip a little but thats the price you pay for cheap heat and light.
 
a great way to loose weight seems to be getting either a heavy smack or cocaine habit.
honestly, you ever see an obese junkie?
 
DrStealth said:
a great way to loose weight seems to be getting either a heavy smack or cocaine habit. honestly, you ever see an obese junkie?

John Belushi? Used to do more coke than the Rolling Stones and Oasis combined - porker (very talented though).
 

cowshed

Clanker
Keyboardwarrior said:
I generally find that fat people burn really well. they do tend to drip a little but thats the price you pay for cheap heat and light.

Funny As F*ck :D

Try collecting the dripping tallow in some kind of tray, then it can potentially be re-used.
 
armchair_jihad said:
DrStealth said:
a great way to loose weight seems to be getting either a heavy smack or cocaine habit. honestly, you ever see an obese junkie?

John Belushi? Used to do more coke than the Rolling Stones and Oasis combined - porker (very talented though).

good point :D , guess john knew the best places to eat when he had the munchies.
 
cowshed said:
Keyboardwarrior said:
I generally find that fat people burn really well. they do tend to drip a little but thats the price you pay for cheap heat and light.

Funny As F*ck :D

Try collecting the dripping tallow in some kind of tray, then it can potentially be re-used.

And then open a shop selling candles to survival freaks!!
 
meiktilaman said:
cowshed said:
Keyboardwarrior said:
I generally find that fat people burn really well. they do tend to drip a little but thats the price you pay for cheap heat and light.

Funny As F*ck :D

Try collecting the dripping tallow in some kind of tray, then it can potentially be re-used.

And then open a shop selling candles to survival freaks!!

Or Goths
 

lill

Old-Salt
e/c/a stack (ephedrine, caffeine, aspirin). guff on said stack here. i use it occasionally, but there's a few caveats that come with it. ie. avoid if you've got a dodgy ticker, etc.

do do chesteze for the ephedrine
pro plus for the caffeine
aspirin for the... aspirin :lol:
 

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