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Fat Birds in the Gym

Fat Birds in the Gym. Your opinion?

  • Fair play to them. Losing a bit off the old love pillows

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  • Theres room for both I think. Lets make her cry and scream for doughnuts before complimenting her on

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#1
Was in the gym today when a gaggle of chubba-loves came in and began communally panting over the cross-trainer set to level 1.

'Comedy!' I screamed before taking a moment to admire their balls and lack of self-consciousness.

In my confusion, I forgot to work out where I stood on the issue, so I though the Mighty Brain of ARRSE could work it out for me.
 
#3
Fat birds go to the gym to allow you to harvest their self esteem by making shockingly rude and pointed remarks about load tests on the running machines and sweaty camel's toes. :D
 
#7
Errrrrrrmmmmmmm. I'm sure it's all been said before on this one. But, from someone who's been a skinny bird, a fat bird .......... and am currently an "average" bird ....... my view on this is that I lose weight by EATING LESS, and then (once a reasonable weight) tone up at the gym. During "fat-bird" episodes I avoid the gym.
 
#11
well I am going to stand up and be counted.

I am a short fat bird (size 14 have been bigger) who goes down the GYM and half kills myself each time. I get a buzz from the gym. I do enjoy it.

I don't care what anyone thinks I go put in 100% effort even if I don't get very far.

I have a great personality, pretty in a weird way, long hair, blue eyes and an infecious laugh, huge tits and I am told great arse, although they may mean great BIG ass (sound like I am filling a date site sorry) have never been boyfriendless. So what if I have cupboard love. Most men prefer when they take a girl out that she eats the food he is paying for.

And how many times have you heard a man say I could not do her I would break her.

Chelle
 
#13
princess_combat said:
well I am going to stand up and be counted.

I am a short fat bird (size 14 have been bigger) who goes down the GYM and half kills myself each time. I get a buzz from the gym. I do enjoy it.

I don't care what anyone thinks I go put in 100% effort even if I don't get very far.

I have a great personality, pretty in a weird way, long hair, blue eyes and an infecious laugh, huge tits and I am told great arse, although they may mean great BIG ass (sound like I am filling a date site sorry) have never been boyfriendless. So what if I have cupboard love. Most men prefer when they take a girl out that she eats the food he is paying for.

And how many times have you heard a man say I could not do her I would break her.

Chelle
Size 14 is not fat princess- the average British woman (so I have been told ) is a size 16. Rather a size 14 than one of those ghastly "lolipop lady" celebs like Mrs Beckham. It is health that matters rather than size.
 
#14
princess_combat said:
well I am going to stand up and be counted.

I am a short fat bird (size 14 have been bigger) who goes down the GYM and half kills myself each time. I get a buzz from the gym. I do enjoy it.

I don't care what anyone thinks I go put in 100% effort even if I don't get very far.

I have a great personality, pretty in a weird way, long hair, blue eyes and an infecious laugh, huge tits and I am told great arse, although they may mean great BIG ass (sound like I am filling a date site sorry) have never been boyfriendless. So what if I have cupboard love. Most men prefer when they take a girl out that she eats the food he is paying for.

And how many times have you heard a man say I could not do her I would break her.

Chelle
not as long as suaddies drink loads & loads & loads of beer you won't be 8O 8O 8O 8O
 
#18
spike7451 said:
stabandswat said:
Can't beat a woman with curves and love handles!!
Yup!Miles better than a bird with a body like a stick of Pepperami!! (She's a bit of a animal!)
You are aware that there are women that fall between these two body types aren't you?

One's that actually eat but you don't have to find their snatch under 4 rolls of fat.
 
#19
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
princess_combat said:
well I am going to stand up and be counted.

I am a short fat bird (size 14 have been bigger) who goes down the GYM and half kills myself each time. I get a buzz from the gym. I do enjoy it.

I don't care what anyone thinks I go put in 100% effort even if I don't get very far.

I have a great personality, pretty in a weird way, long hair, blue eyes and an infecious laugh, huge tits and I am told great arse, although they may mean great BIG ass (sound like I am filling a date site sorry) have never been boyfriendless. So what if I have cupboard love. Most men prefer when they take a girl out that she eats the food he is paying for.

And how many times have you heard a man say I could not do her I would break her.

Chelle
not as long as suaddies drink loads & loads & loads of beer you won't be 8O 8O 8O 8O
Good answer but I don't go out with Squaddies, well you don't piss on your own door step do you.
 
#20
princess_combat said:
well I am going to stand up and be counted.

I am a short fat bird (size 14 have been bigger) who goes down the GYM and half kills myself each time. I get a buzz from the gym. I do enjoy it.

I don't care what anyone thinks I go put in 100% effort even if I don't get very far.

I have a great personality, pretty in a weird way, long hair, blue eyes and an infecious laugh, huge tits and I am told great arse, although they may mean great BIG ass (sound like I am filling a date site sorry) have never been boyfriendless. So what if I have cupboard love. Most men prefer when they take a girl out that she eats the food he is paying for.

And how many times have you heard a man say I could not do her I would break her.

Chelle
I say 'Good on you' princess!!! You sound like an all round good laugh. :D
 

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