Vain: You love the smell of your own farts. Amiable: You love the smell of other people's farts. Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine. Shy: You release silent farts and then blush. Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead. Scientific: You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution. Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart. Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons. Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog. Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours. Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve. Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private. Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing. Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head. Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed. Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion. Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart. Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.